31 Old Lady Quotes for You to Enjoy

A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art. Louis Nizer

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One day, I'll be a crazy old lady with long rainbow hair living in the woods. I will have a rad tree house with tons of rooms for people to come over, recharge, and make art. Kerli

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs. Tina Fey

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I've never really been serious about my villainy. I don't have a master plan. I suppose my philosophy is: Every villain has a mother. For every cold-blooded killer on your screen, there's a little old lady somewhere who calls him 'sonny.' Anthony Zerbe

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Once this old lady saw me in airport and just kept smiling at me, and after much hesitation, she came and asked me, 'Are you Ram? Can I touch your hair? Is it real?' and I happily obliged. Ashish Sharma

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I intend to be making films until I'm an old lady. So, if God willing I get there, I need to create a paradigm for myself where I can make it regardless of whether or not they still like what I'm making. Ava DuVernay

My best friend and I go to bed at 11 o'clock. We have such old lady schedules. Everyone's always like, 'Let's go out!' And we're always like, 'No, we don't want to.' They call us the grandmas. L.A. can get really old really quickly if you waste your life away in a club all night. Britt Robertson

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I have wonderful friends. I'm not just a lonely old lady. Charlotte Rae

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I don't want to die an old lady. Edith Piaf

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It sounds kind of farfetched, yet I can't tell you how many people have had this syndrome... the 'Old Hag Syndrome.' Apparently, there's this little old lady who comes into your room at night, sits on your chest and tries to suffocate you. You can Google her - she'll pop up. She's out there. George Noory

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I want to work endlessly and tirelessly until I'm an old, old lady. Ginnifer Goodwin

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I feel like an old lady; my hero is Miss Marple. Helen Oyeyemi

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I won't quit to become someone's old lady. Janis Joplin

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I'm going to be that little old lady that's just, like, walking around and just, like, full of energy, probably with bright red hair or something crazy. Jessie James Decker

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I think I'm going to end up as one terrific old lady! Kathryn Harrold

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What would anyone want to write about me for? I'm just an old lady. Leonora Carrington

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I think there's still this huge glass ceiling for women owning sexuality. And especially young women. If you're an old lady like me, I can do anything now. Marilyn Minter

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If I were God, I would just be up there scratching my head, thinking, 'What the hell am I supposed to do with this?' For everyone helping an old lady across the street, there's someone else bludgeoning a person to death. And sometimes they're the same. How can He separate us all out? Michael Shannon

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I learned to drive when I was 35. I'm driving like an old lady and very close to the wheel. I don't take many risks, and when people yell at me I say 'sorry, sorry, sorry!' I don't have road rage yet. Michel Gondry

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