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Because I'm a sweet, kind guy, everybody thinks I'm an idiot, I'm weak. Bikram Choudhury

Idiot Sweet Everybody Weak Kind Guy Because Thinks

When President Ronald Reagan asked me a stupid question once, I called him an idiot in public! I thought I was going to be arrested, but he laughed and appreciated me. Bikram Choudhury

Me Thought Stupid Idiot President Once Laughed He Him Reagan Arrested Question Going Ronald Reagan Public Asked Appreciated

If I'm screaming at someone, it's because I think they're an idiot. Billy Eichner

Idiot Think Someone Because Screaming

Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose. Blake Edwards

Me Doctor Idiot Find Call Just Nose Then Stand Help

Hillary Clinton and her media machine try to dismiss, but anybody who understands anything about how email works - and this is millennials in particular, who grew up on the Internet - know that you're an idiot to keep sensitive information on a server in your house. Blake Farenthold

You Try Internet Idiot Email Machine About Particular Know Hillary House Hillary Clinton Understands How Clinton Up Anybody Grew Anything Information Sensitive Dismiss Your Who Works Keep Media Millennials Server Her

Skinny jeans and an extra big t-shirt. Ugh, I cannot stand that. It looks like an idiot: it's just proportionately wrong. And the super, super, super, super, super, super, super skinny jeans. I don't think you can get anything done when you're wearing clothes that tight. Boyd Holbrook

Eric Bischoff is a total, complete idiot, maybe the single stupidest idiot that ever got into wrestling. Bret Hart

Single Idiot Complete Total Wrestling Stupidest Got Eric Maybe Ever

Anybody who is racist, I just I think they are an idiot. Charles Barkley

Idiot Think Just Anybody Who

I do an hour's yoga and go running every day. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like a skinny, potbellied idiot - and I thought I had turned into this superhunk! Chris Martin

Myself Day Every Day Thought Picture Idiot Every Running See Had Hour Like Look Still Go Yoga Turned Then Skinny

I'm the only idiot the that decided to coach in my family. Chris Mullin

Family Idiot Only Decided Coach

Jonny doesn't want to do TV interviews because he thinks that he comes across as an idiot. Colin Greenwood

Idiot Interviews TV He Because Want Across Thinks

I was such a screwup when I got to the big leagues. I was a total idiot. Curt Schilling

Big Idiot Total Leagues Got Big Leagues

I wrote a query letter to an editor - a friend of a friend. The editor called me an idiot, told me never to contact an editor directly, and then recommended three literary agents he had worked with before. Laurie Fox was one of them, and I've never looked back. Daniel H. Wilson

Being dyslexic, I was told that I was an idiot all the time. David Bailey

Time Dyslexic Idiot Being

I was very shy and had low self-esteem; the only way to stop yourself getting beaten up was to turn your hand to being an idiot. At the beginning, it was survival, and after that, it became second nature. David Jason

Nature Survival Yourself Idiot Beginning Way Only Beaten Had Self-Esteem Became Hand Up Very Getting Stop Being After Low Turn Low Self-Esteem Your Second Shy Second Nature

I'm extraordinarily lucky to have so many friends across such a diverse group of people. One day I'll be at Oxford, the next at some complete idiot's lunch. David Tang

Day People Idiot Group Lunch Extraordinarily Complete One Day Some Diverse Friends Oxford Next Across Many Lucky

There are two types of paparazzi. The ones who hide who get you with your mouth hanging wide open or jumping up and down like an idiot on the street. I much prefer them to the ones who come out and follow you. Dianna Agron

You Hide Idiot Mouth Down Types Paparazzi Out Follow Open Come Like Up Up And Down Jumping Get Hanging Prefer Them Much Your Who Street Wide Two

I'm a one-man idiot. Eddie Izzard

Idiot One-Man

There's a thing in the U.K., particularly in London, where it's kind of the idea of subculture and counterculture and the outside and the idea that it's great to be a freak, and the freak always wins. So I think English girls are a lot less scared of being the freak or looking like an idiot. Edie Campbell

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