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I really just love dumb humor. I watch a lot of SNL. Taylor Louderman
Love Humor Dumb Lot SNL Just Really Watch
Guns are going to be here until the end of time; the underworld is going to be here until the end of time. It's just a sad reality that dumb people use them. Tech N9ne
Sad Time Reality People Guns Until Underworld Dumb Dumb People End Going Just Them Use Here
Dumb luck brought on the move from business to acting. I had moved to New York when I was 23, in the year 2000. On a lark, I went to audition for a soap opera. Teddy Sears
Business Year Luck Brought Had New Opera Audition Dumb York Move Moved New York Soap Soap Opera Acting
Tom Stoppard, the English-speaking world's brainiest playwright, thinks that British audiences have grown too dumb to understand his plays. Terry Teachout
World Playwright Too Understand Audiences His Dumb English-Speaking Tom Grown Thinks British Plays
When I go to auditions, I try to always make sure I go in prepared. I always think to myself, 'I'm here to provide them with a service. They need me, and if they decide to hire me for this service, I'm going to give them the best they've ever paid for and if they don't, they're dumb.' That's on them. Tiffany Haddish
Service Best Myself Me Try Think Give Make Sure Always Auditions Go Hire Provide Dumb Going Decide Them Paid Prepared Ever Here Need
People say you have to know when to retire, which is a dumb thing to say. If you want to go out on top, yeah, it becomes important when you quit. But I wasn't afraid of that. And I wasn't worried about getting fired. I knew the risk. To me, it's not an ego thing. I enjoy coaching. I enjoy helping people achieve something. Tom Landry
Me You People Ego Achieve Important Enjoy Worried Top Say Out People Say About Something Risk Fired Knew Retire Know Becomes Yeah Go Dumb Quit Getting Afraid Want Which Coaching Helping Helping People Thing
I never want to dumb it down. If there's any simplification, it's just a simplification to make sure that the reader understands the point that the character is trying to make. Tony DiTerlizzi
Character Down Point Never Simplification Make Reader Sure Understands Dumb Trying Any Just Want
We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park but just a real life photo of a piece of pooh dressed up like Mr. Hankey, and a lot of people didn't, they didn't even know what it was. Trey Parker
Life People Decision Made Real Life Nothing Photo Dressed Park Put Like Know Piece Real Cover Dumb South Lot Up South Park Just Really Even
No show would be successful if you took a group of people and just said, 'You're dumb!' over and over. That's not what Broadway's about. Trey Parker
You People Group Took Broadway Would Would-Be About Over Said Dumb Just Successful Show
What more chilling indictment of the modern world is there than this: that the condition of the smartphone user is that of a dumb animal. Moooo! Will Self
Animal World Indictment More Condition Dumb Than Modern Chilling Modern World User
TV deals in very broad strokes. Like, 'Oh, that's my dumb friend', or, 'That's my funny friend.' A true best friend, a sidekick, has to be a little deeper then that. You have to feel like there's nothing either character won't do. That someone really, really has their back. Willie Garson
Funny Best Character You Nothing Sidekick Back Broad Strokes TV Best Friend Someone True Feel Like Deals Dumb Friend Very Oh Either Little Then Really Deeper
Because I had an accent, people had this impression that I was dumb. Wilmer Valderrama
People Had Accent Because Dumb Impression
I need to not be typecast as big, black, and dumb but be seen as an intelligent, witty, bold, and charismatic person. Winston Duke
Black Seen Big Typecast Charismatic Witty Dumb Intelligent Person Bold Need
I wish I'd done 'Dumb and Dumber.' I was offered the part, but I don't think I'd have been better than Jeff Daniels was. Another film I wish I'd done was 'Jerry Maguire.' Woody Harrelson
Better Wish Think Part Another Been Dumb Dumber Offered Than Done Jeff Film Jerry
I'm from Hollywood; I'm too dumb to be nervous about New York. Yvonne De Carlo
Nervous Too About New Dumb York New York Hollywood
There's more to life than being an actor in a Hollywood movie. I'm not going to adapt my life after that existence, where a lot of people do. And they get the publicist, and they get all that stuff, and it becomes them. I think it's a stupid way to live your life. A really dumb way to live your life. Zach Galifianakis
Life People My Life Stupid Live Think Way More Stuff Becomes Dumb Existence Lot Than Get Going Being Where Movie After Them Hollywood Really Your Publicist Actor Adapt
I don't believe in elitism. I don't think the audience is this dumb person lower than me. I am the audience. Quentin Tarantino
Me I Am Believe Think Audience Am Dumb Than Person Lower Elitism
I had to go to a mirror and look at it. I couldn't picture myself in my own head. I had no image beyond a stick figure. I wasn't a mean person as a kid, or dumb, and something has to be said to justify excluding you. Uma Thurman
Myself You Mirror Picture Own Kid Something My Own Had Head Excluding Beyond Look Stick Said Go Dumb Person Justify Mean Figure Image
The good of a book lies in its being read. A book is made up of signs that speak of other signs, which in their turn speak of things. Without an eye to read them, a book contains signs that produce no concepts; therefore it is dumb. Umberto Eco
Good Book Speak Made Signs Other Eye Lies Contains Concepts Read Without Dumb Up Being Which Them Turn Produce Therefore Things
I really like dumb romantic comedies; that's the way I can turn my brain off and let go. Laura Jane Grace
Way I Can Like Comedies Go Brain Dumb Off Romantic Romantic Comedies Turn Really Let Go
For it would have been better that man should have been born dumb, nay, void of all reason, rather than that he should employ the gifts of Providence to the destruction of his neighbor. Quintilian
Man Destruction Better Neighbor Gifts Would Born Rather Void He Employ Been His Providence Dumb Than Should Reason Nay
I may be a bit innocent but I don't think I am that dumb. Arbaaz Khan
I Am Innocent Think Bit Am Dumb May
Any time you employ thousands of people, some people do dumb things. Erik Prince
Time You People Some People Thousands Thousands Of People Some Employ Dumb Any Things
I've done dumb things. Erik Prince
Dumb Done Things
I'm just a dumb guitar player, man. Jim Root
Man Guitar Guitar Player Dumb Just Player
When you think about Twitter and you think what a dumb stupid throwaway technology, and then you have the Iranian elections and it actually saves the day - you can't prejudge technologies now because they have effects you may not have intended. Douglas Coupland
Day You Technology Stupid Think Twitter Saves About Because Dumb Iranian Effects Intended May Then Elections Now Actually Technologies
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