28 Zach Galifianakis Quotes for You to Enjoy

Zach Galifianakis

American Actor

Born: Oct 1, 1969

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Have you seen that show on Lifetime about that woman...? Zach Galifianakis

You Woman Seen About Lifetime Show

My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I'm pronouncing that right. I'm named after my granddad, my middle name. My name is Zach Granddad Galifianakis. Zach Galifianakis

Hope Name Named Middle After Right

Some people can be choosy because they're ultratalented or lucky or whatever, but yeah, there are certain things that might not be the greatest thing on my resume. But I don't sit back and go, 'Gosh, I wish I didn't do that.' It's all part of the growth of a career, whether you're an entertainer or a librarian. Zach Galifianakis

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I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling. Zach Galifianakis

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I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom the land, I want to put cabins around and have a place where people can write and hang out. It'll be either that or an all-black nudist colony. Zach Galifianakis

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I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night. Zach Galifianakis

My real last name is Galifianakisburg. Zach Galifianakis

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There's more to life than being an actor in a Hollywood movie. I'm not going to adapt my life after that existence, where a lot of people do. And they get the publicist, and they get all that stuff, and it becomes them. I think it's a stupid way to live your life. A really dumb way to live your life. Zach Galifianakis

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A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong. Zach Galifianakis

Good You Sometimes Think Lead Wrong Audience Always

I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers. Zach Galifianakis

Dark Brothers Like Comedies Why

Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it. Zach Galifianakis

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The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out; I don't think it really exists anymore. Zach Galifianakis

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We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always debates. Being of Greek background, it's in our blood to drink coffee and talk politics. Zach Galifianakis

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I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that. Zach Galifianakis

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I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92. Zach Galifianakis

Me Since Been Hit

I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie. Zach Galifianakis

Myself Out Kind Put Know Pilates Surprising Quiet Person

I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gained about twenty pounds over the past two years, and the more weight I've put on, the more success I've had. If you drew a diagram of weight gain and me getting more work, a mathematician would draw some conclusions from that. Zach Galifianakis

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I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny. Zach Galifianakis

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I'm terrible about people wanting to take pictures with me. I'm a giant baby about it. They treat you like a cartoon. There's nothing you can do except make light of it. That's if I'm in the mood - sometimes I get superbummed. Zach Galifianakis

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