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Tiffany Haddish
Tiffany Haddish
American Actress
Born: Dec 3, 1979
Best Comedy Love Me People You
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Everybody the same: We all got problems. We all want to be loved. We all wanna be happy. Tiffany Haddish
Be Happy Happy Problems Everybody Got Same Wanna Want Loved
I'm open to whatever God puts in front of me and makes my heart pitter patter. Tiffany Haddish
God Me Heart Whatever Open Puts Makes Front
In stand-up, you do need to be having fun up there, like Richard Pryor said, but you have to know yourself well, too... You start learning, and it's like playing a piano. You know exactly what keys to stroke, 'cause really, with comedy, you're, like, fiddling with people's souls. Tiffany Haddish
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My therapist was like, 'What brings joy to your heart?' And I was like, 'I like to see teeth. I guess maybe I should have been a dentist.' Tiffany Haddish
Heart Joy Guess Teeth See Like Been Dentist Maybe Should Your Therapist Brings
I'm so sleepy most of the time, but I guess it's 'cause I'm constantly doing things and trying to move forward and set up for the master plan. The master plan is to be, like, little baby Oprah, with my own production company, maybe my own channel, inspire millions. Tiffany Haddish
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Everybody in my life who is important to me is a star to me. Tiffany Haddish
Life Me My Life Important Everybody Who Star
When I was younger, I barely talked. I was scared of people. I had to learn how to cultivate that confidence. Tiffany Haddish
Confidence People Scared Had Talked Learn How Cultivate Younger Barely
I always bring at least 15 to 20 percent of Tiffany to every character that I do. Like when I read 'Girls Trip,' I was like, 'Who been partying with me? Somebody been hanging out with me and done stole some stuff.' Tiffany Haddish
Character Me Girl Somebody Every Out Some Trip Percent Stuff Like Read Partying Always Least Been Stole Done Hanging Who Bring
When my people are dying, that's when you gonna catch me protesting. I'm not gonna protest because somebody got offered not the amount of money they wanted to get offered. If you don't like what they're offering you, just no longer do business with them. Tiffany Haddish
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Being on stage is, like, my favorite. The immediate gratification. That's my favorite. Tiffany Haddish
Stage Immediate Favorite Like Being Gratification
There've been times I felt like, 'I don't know if I want to do this.' That maybe I should go back to school and become a special-education teacher. But I love entertaining. Tiffany Haddish
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Any comedic roles that I've gone out for usually end up going to a white woman or a gay man instead. Tiffany Haddish
Gay Man Woman Gone White Out Instead Comedic End Up Roles Any Going
I did tell the census man I was white, and I'm telling you, I started getting offers for the black American Express card in the mail. Tiffany Haddish
You Man Black White Tell Telling Mail Offers American Did Getting American Express Census Express Card Started
When I go to auditions, I try to always make sure I go in prepared. I always think to myself, 'I'm here to provide them with a service. They need me, and if they decide to hire me for this service, I'm going to give them the best they've ever paid for and if they don't, they're dumb.' That's on them. Tiffany Haddish
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I've always been outwardly personal. I've always been that chick. A lot of my friends be like, 'TMI, Tiffany, TMI.' I just feel like it's important to share your experience on this Earth, because you never know who's watching, who might be going through the same thing, who might feel devastated. Tiffany Haddish
You Experience Important Same Thing Earth Through Devastated Never Share Feel Like Know Because Always Been Lot Chick Friends Personal Same Going Just Might Your Who Thing Watching
People always tell me, 'You should do drama. You should do drama.' Even when I first got an agent, they were like, 'We want to send you out to be dramatic.' And I'm like, 'No. I'm a comedian. I'm funny. I want to do funny stuff.' Tiffany Haddish
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Arnold Schwarzenegger didn't become Mr. Universe because he went to the gym every now and then. He did it on a regular basis. It's the same thing with comedy. I try to perform seven nights a week. Tiffany Haddish
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When I got emancipated from the foster care program and I became homeless, it was a struggle. I was working at an airline, and then I stopped to pursue comedy 110%. Tiffany Haddish
Struggle Comedy Care Airline Pursue Became Got Stopped Then Working Foster Homeless Program
I think of comedy as my man: it's the one thing I can always rely on that will keep me safe, keep me fed, put a roof over my head. Tiffany Haddish
Me Man Comedy Roof Will Think One Thing Rely Fed Put Head Over Safe Always The One Thing Keep Thing
I love Groupon. I just got a pedicure because of Groupon, and it was the best pedicure ever. I'm going to write a review! Tiffany Haddish
Love Best Write Because Got Review Going Just Ever
I tried to join three gangs, and every single one gave me a different excuse, but it was pretty much along the lines of, 'You're too goofy. You're too cute. You don't fit in.' Tiffany Haddish
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I don't mean to be so sensitive, but that's just who I am. And I'm not afraid to admit it. Tiffany Haddish
Admit Am Just Afraid Sensitive Mean Who

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