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If you talk with a Southern accent, it's perceived as though you are slow. That's not the case. I've met just as many dumb people who talk without an accent as with. Jake Peavy

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I always prided myself on trying to break the stigma of the 'dumb jock.' Jalen Rose

Myself Jock Always Stigma Dumb Trying Break

It's actually smarter to make a dumb film. James Wan

Smarter Make Dumb Film Actually

In terms of scripted shows, I love 'Mad Men.' Cinematically, it's one of the most beautiful shows ever made. I love the subtlety of the acting and the storytelling, and I love that they don't think the audience is dumb. They make a great show, and you figure it out, and it leaves you with so many questions - it's just great. Jamie Chung

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If you're stumbling out of a bar, and people tweet about it, well, don't be dumb. If you're going to get falling-down drunk, stay at home - which I did a lot of. Jason Bateman

Home You People Drunk Out Stay Stay-At-Home About Stumbling Well Dumb Lot Get Did Going Which Bar Tweet

I don't really find a problem with technology or television or anything. I'm a product of it. I grew up watching TV, and I don't think I'm too dumb or too crazy. Jason Bateman

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I'm not going to normally get hired to play those emotional things, and I'm capable of it. I was raised by a single mother in Iowa - I'm just trapped in a big, dumb body. Jason Momoa

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I've done a lot of dumb things in my life. Jason Momoa

Life My Life Dumb Lot Done Things

I always feel like any criminal who doesn't have a mask on is dumb: particularly the ones who don't realize that all mini-marts have cameras. I find that so hilarious. Or bank robbers without a mask. You're like, 'Have you seen no movies?' Jay Chandrasekhar

You Seen Mask Hilarious Criminal Find Feel Like Particularly Without Always Cameras Dumb Any Bank Movies Realize Who

Working with Jim Carrey is an absolute gas. I have never laughed so hard for so long. Had he been on-board for the sequel of Dumb & Dumber, I would've jumped on, with no hesitation. Jeff Daniels

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When Jennifer Lawrence says it's 'dumb' to go hungry to make other people happy, she's saying it with the carefree attitude of a woman who probably will never have to make that choice to conform. Jennifer Armintrout

I really feel strongly that we don't need to dumb things down for children. Jessie Mueller

Down Strongly Feel Dumb Children Really Things Need

I always said it was to be dumb enough to do what Marlon Perkins said to do. Jim Fowler

Enough Perkins Said Always Dumb

I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, 'That's funny,' then fall asleep. Jimmy Fallon

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I was young and dumb back in the '90s, but I had a lot of fun. John Daly

Young Back Had Dumb Lot Fun

I mean, Eighteen years old is the age of consent in Europe and you can go anywhere and do anything you like. In America, it is dumb. At eighteen you should be able to do anything that you like, except get married. John Entwistle

To make us a terrorist target in a region that is full of terrorism is dumb and unforgiveable. John Hewson

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I don't think women are dumb. John Updike

Women Think Dumb Women Are

I'll always cringe remembering those little embarrassing moments when I said something dumb on a conference call, when my inexperience poked through, when I should have been more solicitous of the judgment of those around me. They're a reminder that it's not mutually exclusive to be confident and humble, to be skeptical and eager to learn. Jon Lovett

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We need people to point out groupthink - We need people to point out stale, old, dumb thinking - and we sometimes need to do that when it's considered dangerous, strange, or, by some, offensive. And we should be, all of us, trying to protect that. It's really important. Jon Lovett

I was going to be a chemical engineer - I was a science nerd - that was the plan. I secretly applied to USC and NYU and got a scholarship to go to NYU based on a dumb animated short I made. It was a huge shock to me and my family. Jon Watts

The blue-collar is not supposed to read Horace, nor the farmer in his overalls Montale or Marvell. Nor, for that matter, is the politician expected to know by heart Gerard Manley Hopkins or Elizabeth Bishop. This is dumb as well as dangerous. Joseph Brodsky

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Hollywood has the idea that movies have to be dumb. But especially movies for or about teenagers have to be really dumb! Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Teenagers About Idea Dumb Movies Hollywood Really

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