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Jason Bateman
Jason Bateman
American Actor
Born: Jan 14, 1969
Comedy Good Me People Think You
Related authors: Bruce Lee Clint Eastwood Kevin Hart Mr. T Orson Welles Shia LaBeouf Tom Hanks Will Rogers
I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. I don't need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I do love a massage. Jason Bateman
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In most professions, if you stay at the office an extra four hours every day, you're gonna impress the boss. You're gonna get that promotion; you're gonna get that raise. You're gonna at least have job security. But with acting, if you're really ambitious and you have a good work ethic and are really good at your job, it might not really matter. Jason Bateman
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Meeting my wife Amanda was the best thing that could ever have happened to me. She wasn't going to let me screw around my life anymore, so I stopped drinking and started behaving like a decent human being. Jason Bateman
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Do you want to continue being great at being in your twenties, or do you want to step up and graduate into adulthood? Jason Bateman
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I don't worry about people misinterpreting my kindness for weakness. Jason Bateman
Kindness People Worry Weakness About
There's this little recipe that you have to hit pretty well to get somebody to laugh. And it's a combination of the way in which you say something, with the facial expression that you have, married with the body language that you have, etc. Jason Bateman
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Obviously, I did a couple of things right on the old casting couch. Jason Bateman
Old Casting Couch Couple Obviously Did Right Things
Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it. Jason Bateman
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I don't have anything to fix! I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I don't eat carbs. My life is just great now. Normal. Vanilla. Jason Bateman
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Guys like Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Sacha Baron Cohen, they do things you love to watch. I like to do the other half. Jason Bateman
Love You Will Half Other Will Ferrell Guys Like Things Watch
I would rather do three or four small parts every year as opposed to some of the lower-hanging fruit that might get my name above the title. Jason Bateman
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I became an adult before I had a kid, which I highly recommend. I just like to throw her around. She's a really good snuggler, and she likes to give kisses and hugs. Jason Bateman
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Not many get a chance to hit the career re-set button. Jason Bateman
Hit Get Many Button Career Chance
I'd worked so hard that by the time I was 20, I wanted to play hard. And I did that really well. Jason Bateman
Time Well Did Wanted Worked Really Hard Play By The Time
Things are going better now than ever, but in 24 months? I could be hearing crickets. Jason Bateman
Better Months Could Better Now Hearing Than Going Now Ever Things
Marathons are good training goals. Jason Bateman
Good Training Goals
The comedy community is very friendly right now. I think that's why you see all the synergy and people doing each other's movies. Jason Bateman
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It was like 'Risky Business' for 10 years. My parents were out of town, they left me a bunch of money, the car, and the house, and I didn't know when they were coming home. Jason Bateman
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I was never at a place where rehab would have been appropriate. Jason Bateman
Rehab Appropriate Would Never Been Where Place
The directing is something that is incredibly satisfying to me and challenging to me because it's asking me to draw on everything I've been able to absorb over all these years of acting and having all this set experience. Jason Bateman
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Acting has always been very comfortable for me, so it allows me to pay attention to other parts of the process literally while I'm acting. Jason Bateman
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It earns you a lot of snark if you're able to convey vulnerability. Jason Bateman
You Able Vulnerability Lot Convey
I've been fortunate, but I'm also not very precious about making sure I'm the star of a film. Jason Bateman
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As disciplined as I am, I'm also a huge hedonist. Jason Bateman
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I just think technology is pretty amazing. Like all things that are great, you have to be responsible about how much you use it. Jason Bateman
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I guess there's nothing funny about a guy who looks conservative and has it all together, but it's satisfying to see a conservative guy crumbling inside, and I think a lot of American comedy has cottoned on to that. Jason Bateman
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