Drunk Quotes

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago. George Gobel

Uncle Drunk Town Chicago Lived

It's not a crime to get drunk. Joe Bob Briggs

Crime Drunk Get

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit. Johnny Depp

You Old Drunk Year Kids Miniature Laugh Out Onto Vomit Like Cry Year-Old Bump Hit Hanging Hold Them Things

Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk; it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine. Karen Blixen

Summer is the time when one sheds one's tensions with one's clothes, and the right kind of day is jeweled balm for the battered spirit. A few of those days and you can become drunk with the belief that all's right with the world. Ada Louise Huxtable

The thing I'd really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare's Globe. I'd like to walk along that. Don't worry, I won't get drunk and fall in. Alan Davies

Walk Old Drunk Fall Worry See London Shakespeare Along Like Globe Around Buildings Get Really Bridge Thing

Does my character hate Bree? Well, let's just put it this way. Bree hasn't seen the last of me. I gave that drunk gal a ride home a few episodes ago and she turned on me! Alfre Woodard

Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. Ambrose Bierce

Drunk Ancient Deity Invented Excuse Getting Getting Drunk Convenient

When I first got my driver's license, I was hit by a drunk driver. He was coming off of a freeway, and I was hurt pretty badly from somebody driving really fast. Amy Heckerling

Hurt Somebody First Drunk License Pretty Driver Driving He Badly Freeway Got Coming Off Hit Really Fast

Everybody gets too drunk sometimes; and even if everybody didn't, I have gotten too drunk sometimes. I haven't hurt anybody. In Ireland we drink a lot. It's part of our culture. I like drinking. I don't think it's a bad thing. Andrea Corr

I know if I don't look after myself, I will be talking to you in a couple of years' time mumbling my words and slurring. It won't be because I am drunk: it will be the fighting, taking blow after blow to the brain. That scares me. I don't worry about being killed in the ring; it's losing my mind that I fear. Anthony Joshua

Time Myself Me You Words Fear Losing Mind Will Drunk Fighting Worry Ring Scares About Taking Know Look Couple Talking Because Am Years Brain Blow Being After

My voice is rather quirky. It's abysmally low. People often think I'm putting it on at first. Think drunk Darth Vader. Or Barry White singing country. It suits my dark material. When I do readings, I really play it up and go subterranean. I can make the phone book sound terrifying. Benjamin Percy

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I don't like tea! Never have, never drunk it. Catherine Tate

Drunk Tea Never Like

There's a joke in economics about the drunk who loses his keys in the street but only looks for them under the lightposts. When asked why, he says, 'because that's where the light is.' That's the problem with the deficit. Christina Romer

I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk. Claude Williams

Time Long Long Time Drunk Since Like Been Whiskey Used

Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time. Clea Duvall

Time You Drunk Everyone High Altitude Because Get Really Fast

We agreed to do it when I was drunk at his house one night, then on the day I had to have four large brandies - they didn't touch the sides at all. People just got on with it though. It didn't gather a crowd! Daniel Craig

I've never been drunk. I've never even had a beer. Davey Havok

Beer Drunk Never Had Been Even

Yeah, she was hitting me hard. She was drunk and she was hitting me hard. David Gest

Me Drunk She Yeah Hitting Hard

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