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Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
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Ambrose Bierce
American
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Born:
Jun 24
,
1842
Died:
1914
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Aleister Crowley
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Charlie Chaplin
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An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
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George Burns
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The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
William Butler Yeats
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Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other.
William Tecumseh Sherman
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Other
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Your life changes. Everything has to be done perfectly, and I didn't follow that. I lived my life as if I wasn't in the public eye. I thought, 'I'm young. I have the right to experience new things, and if I want to go to a bar and get drunk, that's my prerogative.'
Shannen Doherty
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It's okay saying sorry, but when you are drunk you say what you really feel.
Vidal Sassoon
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