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Ultimately, if you look at the game and there are two minutes left, and you have to ensure your victory, you don't want to throw the damn football. You want a runner who can run the clock out. Jim Brown

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We grew up probably having as hard a life as anybody. A lot of times, we didn't have any food on the table. At Christmas, everybody else would always get something nice, but we'd get one T-shirt or one shirt... So I want to take care of Mom and Dad... and I'm having a damn good time doing it. Jim Kelly

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I just want to ball. I just want a chance to win a championship. I just want to win. I wake up every day smiling. Why? Because I've got my people around me. I really don't give a damn what anybody thinks about me or what I say or what I do. Jimmy Butler

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People don't seem to understand that it's a damn war out there. Jimmy Connors

War People Damn Out Seem Understand

I do play football no-holds-barred. Any edge I can get, I'll take. I'd grab a face mask only in a fit of anger. Uncontrolled anger is damn near insane. Joe Greene

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I have gotten tubes of Chapstick from every damn corner of the country. Joe Kennedy III

Country Every Damn Corner Gotten Tubes

For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God can be, and it was damn close to an old man with a beard. John Cleese

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I hate getting haircuts. It's like going to the damn dentist, man. John Daly

Man Hate Damn Haircuts Like Dentist Getting Going

There's a risk to everything you do. You can take off on a one-foot wave and get hurt; you can take off on a ten-foot wave and get hurt. You just don't think about it at all. You just go for it. When you kick out of a really big wave, it feels pretty damn good. You want to do it again. John John Florence

The perfect gadget would somehow allow me to fly. Isn't that what everybody wants? It would also cook a damn good microwave pizza. So while in flight you had something to eat - an in-flight meal. Where would I go? Well, nowadays, it would probably just take me to work a lot quicker. John Krasinski

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Fools, most linguists. Damn all to say in one language, so they learn another and say damn all in that. John le Carre

Language Fools Damn Say Most Learn Another

You have to be damn certain you're putting something better in its place. Jonathan Dimbleby

You Better Damn Something Putting Place Certain

People who keep stiff upper lips find that it's damn hard to smile. Judith Guest

Smile People Damn Find Stiff Lips Upper Hard Who Keep

I make damn good biscuits and gravy. The key is maple sausage. Juliana Harkavy

Good Key Damn Biscuits Make Maple Gravy Sausage

My novel, which I had started with such hope shortly after publishing my first book of stories, wouldn't budge past the 75-page mark. Nothing I wrote past page 75 made any kind of sense. Nothing. Which would have been fine if the first 75 pages hadn't been pretty damn cool. Junot Diaz

Hope Book Made First Past Sense Nothing Damn Mark Kind Would Fine Pretty Had Wrote Been Any Stories After Which Page Pages Cool Novel Publishing Started

My mom grew up with horses, and when I turned 14, 15, she's like, 'Do you want to take a riding lesson?' I thought, 'Oh, gross, dirty.' She was like, 'Okay.' And then I did, and now I'm the one cleaning those damn stalls out. You can't get me away from the barn now. It shocks even me. Kaley Cuoco

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The mystery of that damn virus has been generated by the $2 billion a year they spend on it. Kary Mullis

Year Damn Spend Virus Has-Been Mystery Been Billion

It takes a damn village to get a show on Broadway! Keala Settle

Damn Broadway Takes Get Show Village

Angelina Jolie, Tom Cruise, and Will Smith are hall-of-famers. When they hit the red carpet, they know exactly what they're going to do, how they're going to do it. Damn, they're good. Kevin Frazier

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I'm proud of myself. I could break and go get all this plastic surgery and get my nose fixed and get lipo or do whatever, but I haven't chosen to do that because I know I'm a great person. I'm pretty damn hot, if you ask me. Khloe Kardashian

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