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Comedy club audiences pay up to $25 per person and another fistful of cash to cover a two-drink minimum, so when they don't like something, they let you know - with silence. Chris Hardwick
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The goal of almost every comic is to find a comedy voice - a specific point of view that an audience can latch onto. Chris Hardwick
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With stand-up, there's a little bit of an exaggerated reality because things have to be manipulated to create comedy, to create jokes. Chris Hardwick
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It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world. Chris Kattan
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I've been a huge fan of the cable network FX for a very, very long time. I think their brand of comedy is incredible. For me, as an audience member, that's a go-to channel. Chris Klein
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In Australia, I'm built up as this comedy hero, which was never my intention. Chris Lilley
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How precise you need to be when you're in a comedy, and the honesty you need and to have those two things meet up and have the execution just right, I always found very difficult. Chris Messina
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The main thing about doing a comedy is that you spend most of your days really happy and laughing. Chris Messina
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I enjoy comedy and drama. A nice balance of both is great. Chris Owen
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I do enjoy doing action quite clearly, but I also really like doing comedy. Chris Pine
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There's something so naked about being on stage as a musician. I think about that even with standup comedy or something - like, 'This is it, this is what I got.' Chris Pine
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I'm still fighting really hard to get any role I get. If it's comedy, I go for the laughs. And if it's drama, I try to tell the truth, and try to play the real stakes of whatever scenario the character's in. Chris Pratt
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The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. 'Bridesmaids' is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really well. Same as 'Bad Teacher.' Chris Pratt
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Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On 'Parks and Rec,' we've got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest comedians in the world working there. And if anything, we don't just effuse to one another and be like, 'Oh, Rob Lowe's really funny,' if he wasn't. Chris Pratt
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Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy. Chris Rock
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By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer. Chris Rock
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A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material. Chris Rock
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I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking. Chris Rock
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If I find a comedy club where no one's camera works, I'll go. Chris Rock
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It takes intelligence to make real comedy, and it takes a reality base to create all that little stuff I like to do that makes you giggle inside. Chris Tucker
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The only thing I would unequivocally say is that I have never had any interest in romantic comedy I just couldn't do it. I think I'd be terrible. Christian Bale
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It'd be fun to do a comedy with someone like Sandra Bullock. Christian Serratos
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When I was little, I had this old video camera, and I set it up, and I would pretend that I was on comedy shows and soap operas and things like that. Christina Grimmie
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It is really hard to do comedy; it takes a lot of energy and focus. It's rather like music: It's a lot of hitting notes precisely. Christine Baranski
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Peter Sellers is my great comedy hero. Christopher Guest
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It's dangerous talking about comedy; it gets to be very tedious and presumptuous. Christopher Guest
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