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I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That's the only way you learn how to do it. Bob Newhart

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The greatest comedian I've ever seen is Jack Benny. He wasn't afraid of the silences. Bob Newhart

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There isn't a comedian in the world that hasn't bombed. Bob Newhart

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There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of, you know, 10 years ago it was Chris and a few other people, but that's about it. Chris is in a class of his own; I don't see another comedian who I put in high regard as him. Bob Saget

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Like with any good art form, if you can entertain people and make them think, it's an honor. It's just an honor to be a comedian. Bob Saget

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I think Flip Wilson is a brillant comedian. Bobby Darin

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If I was a young man, I might have bypassed the whole comedian-actor thing and just been a filmmaker. Then I'd probably have spent my whole life going, 'I wonder if I could have been a comedian.' Bobcat Goldthwait

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I don't think of myself as a comedian. Bonnie Hunt

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I don't think I was a good comedian. Brigitte Bardot

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Any of Bette Midler's concerts should be required viewing for every actor/performer. She has the audience in the palm of her hands at all times and can switch emotions on a dime: Great singer, great actress, great comedian - fearless. Bryan Batt

All comedy does that. Every comedian I can think of - Larry David, Seinfeld, Mel Brooks, Chris Rock - that's where the best comedy comes from, from stereotypes. Bryan Fogel

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A comedian sees the world bent. I'm tangent to the circle. Buddy Hackett

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I worked as a comedian for 23 years, 51 weeks a year. Carlos Mencia

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I know that if any other comedian came up to me questioning something I did or said, it would be literally settled in a heartbeat. I love comedy. I give to comedy. I don't take from comedy. Carlos Mencia

My favourite comedian, of course, is Tim Conway. He has a way about him - being that belly-laugh kind of funny, and he has the improvisational skills, too. I've never seen anybody better. Carol Burnett

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When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me. Carrot Top

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I used to want to be a war photographer, and I used to want to be a ballerina and a comedian. I used to want to be a writer. I invalidated myself; it's a mistake for me. Cat Power

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Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian. Cate Blanchett

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I think, first of all, you need to love what you're doing, and then this helps in the comedian for its part in everything-but the moment you enjoy what you're doing, you try to express yourself, to find your way, and every time is different, of course. Cecilia Bartoli

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I want to be a little more dramatic nowadays. I definitely want something big and funny, but I look for things that can just have people see me in a different light and let me mature as both an entertainer and an actor and a comedian. Cedric the Entertainer

I was the dude you didn't wanna go to school with, because I would come to school and get on your shoes. If you had a hole in your pants, I'd talk about it all day long. If your hair was messed up, if you had buck teeth, I'd talk about it all day long. And I made people laugh doing it, but it wasn't like I thought I was a comedian. Charlie Murphy

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