139 Clown Quotes for You to Enjoy

I used to love being the class clown. I loved to make jokes and make people laugh. There was a set of students who would find it funny. But the cool students were like, 'Eeew!' Issa Rae

I've always been a clown trapped in a leading man's body. James Van Der Beek

Man Clown Trapped Leading Always Been Body

'Poltergeist' was the film that scarred me for life. I saw it at such a young age - 5 or 6 years old - and it has one of the creepiest doll sequences with the clown, and ever since then, I've just been fascinated by dolls. James Wan

'Poltergeist' was really the film that really scarred but fascinated me with puppets and dolls, clowns, and stuff like that. I've always been afraid of clowns, and then my fear of puppets came around, and 'Poltergeist' was the perfect combination to scare me with a clown doll. James Wan

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest. Janeane Garofalo

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My father was a promoter of Fresh Fest, and they needed an opening act. He got me a slot as a dancer. We tried it out the first time in Atlanta and the crowd went crazy. I was the opening clown. Jermaine Dupri

I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy. Joaquin Andujar

Crazy You Stupid Clown Think Tell Percent Something Sportswriter

We always talked about the sequel to 'Clown' being called 'Clowns,' like an 'Alien'/'Aliens' sorta thing, where you have multiple clowns. And just really make it, in the way that 'Aliens' was an action movie, do the same thing. Action-horror. That would be great. Jon Watts

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'Clown' started as a fake trailer for a nonexistent movie. Jon Watts

Clown Nonexistent Fake Trailer Movie Started

I took a couple of classes in clowning, but that was more like Lucille Ball kind of slapstick, not Ringling Brothers. But we had to do things silently, and the teacher would do this running commentary. 'Does this make Clown sad? Oh, Clown doesn't like that, does Clown?' Always 'Clown.' Never a name. June Diane Raphael

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I think I was always the class clown. Kathryn Hahn

Class Clown Think Class Clown Always

I enjoyed school until the age of 13 - I loved my teachers, my friends. Then, suddenly, you get thrown into a boys' school, and the ecosystem changed, and I wasn't sure where I fitted in. I was still always the clown, but I wasn't inspired, I guess. Kayvan Novak

I saw someone the other day with yellow on their eyelids, and it looked so fresh. But I thought if I did that I'd look like a clown. So I went and I bought some yellow eye shadow from M.A.C. and I noticed that when you mix it with water it works better. So I tried it, and I looked like Big Bird. I will never do that again. Kelly Rowland

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I was a class clown, but I'm not a bully. Kevin Dillon

Class Clown Class Clown Bully

Even if I told my mom I wanted to be a clown or live in the forest, she would be down. Kyle

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It's my job to be the Pierrot, the clown, in the theatrical sense. Marilyn Manson

Job Sense Clown Theatrical

I went to drama school, where you learn to clown around a bit. You're walking around in leotards every day for three years, and you're taught clowning and mask work. Michaela Coel

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As a child, I was hyper, I was a clown and I was sensitive. Today I'm all of the above, except I've refrained from bouncing off the walls. Nadine Velazquez

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I was shy. I was painfully shy, until fifth grade when I transferred to another school and befriended the class clown. And one day he was sick and I kinda stepped in for the class clown and I said, 'Wow, this is exciting, I'm a little bit nervous.' Nathan Fillion

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I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown. Nathan Lane

Sad Clown Am

I suppose that I'm fairly comfortable with the clown hat on. Nick Rhodes

Clown Hat Suppose Fairly Comfortable

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