57 Bum Quotes for You to Enjoy

I could do with losing a few pounds off my bum, but I enjoy my social life and going out for dinner far too much to have the nicest bum in the world. Emily Atack

Life World Losing Too Much Dinner Few Enjoy Too Out Could Pounds Off Bum Going Social Far Much Social Life Nicest

I tried to be a ski bum when I stepped away from Twitter, and I wasn't a very good skier. Evan Williams

Good Twitter Tried Stepped Bum Very Ski Skier Away

I learned at 'SNL' that it's a bummer to bum people out. Fred Armisen

People Out Learned Bum Bummer SNL

I model jeans. You need a bum for those. Georgia May Jagger

You Those Bum Model Jeans Need

By the time I got to Northwestern University in 1930, I was a football bum more interested in being an All-Star player and signing on with a pro team than going after a newspaper job. Irv Kupcinet

The doctor said, 'You have a lump on your breast'. Hearing those words was a reminder, a kick up the bum if you like, telling me that life is very unpredictable. Jameela Jamil

Life Me You Doctor Words Kick Those Telling Unpredictable Reminder Like Said Hearing Bum Up Very Your Lump

Everyone has areas they're not comfortable with, and mine are my bum, thighs, and legs. Jessica Biel

Everyone Mine Area Comfortable Bum Legs Thighs

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum. Joe E. Lewis

Me You Man Money Will Bum Very Little Little Money Show

Every dad who loves his daughter is not going to want her to go with the penniless slacker loser poet bum, when she could go out with someone who's successful. John Leguizamo

Poet Daughter Every Out Someone Could She Go Loser His Bum Going Want Loves Successful Who Dad Her

I do a bit of work on my bum, but, like, I don't have a Dylan Bruce bum. Jordan Gavaris

Work Bit Bruce Like Bum Dylan

I didn't look like Rihanna. I was a bit chubby. I had puppy fat. I had a moustache. I didn't want to have lips; I didn't want a bum. I grew out of it, but I feel like everyone went through that phase of wanting to be skinny. Jorja Smith

The Sun in London ran a front page declaring my bum a national treasure. I really did laugh at that. Its not like it can actually do anything, except wiggle. Kylie Minogue

National Wiggle Ran Sun Laugh London Except Like Bum Did Front Front Page Anything Declaring Really Page Actually Treasure

I slip from workaholic to bum real easy. Matthew Broderick

Slip Easy Real Bum Workaholic

When you're in the States and you're a writer and you've got money and you walk into a bank, you're a bum with money. Norman Spinrad

You Money Walk States Writer Got Bum Bank

It just makes that person feel that what his work is is going to be more valid. But who wants to see a guy standing in front, looking like a bum, doing something that a bums don't do? This don't make sense. Ornette Coleman

If I need a pair of tennis shorts, I'll buy them online. I don't really care. Not going to go and try on a pair and see how my bum looks. Who cares? But for things that you care about - I mean, a jacket and a pair of trousers, you've got to try them on. Peter Marino

Buy You Try Care Cares See About Online Tennis Trousers Looks Got How Go Bum Jacket Going Mean Them Shorts Really Who Who Cares Pair Things Need

I have grown up in Delhi in a way, and I keep coming here often. But, and I am sorry to say, I'll always be nervous when in Delhi. In my college days, I have had my bum pinched around so many times. So yes, in Mumbai, I can just walk around and do what I want to do, but in Delhi I'll always be scared. Preity Zinta

Walk College Nervous Sorry Way Say Scared Delhi Had Days Around Always Am Coming Bum Up Yes Times Often Just Want Many Keep Grown Grown-Up Mumbai Here

I've got Ferraris coming out me bum. Rod Stewart

Me Out Got Coming Bum

You can't do business with a man who doesn't know the meaning of a contract. You can't do business with a firm who swears they'll do one thing one day and does just the opposite the next. You can't do business with a company who takes your goods on a cash basis and then pays you off in bum harmonicas. Stephen Vincent Benet

Day You Man Business One Day One Thing Cash Firm Takes Goods Know Does Opposite Off Bum Contract Just Meaning Meaning Of Then Next Your Who Pays Company Thing Basis

It's so irritating, because male rappers don't have to have a look. A guy can look like a bum on the street, but as a male, people will accept him because he's a rapper. But females, they expect you to have a big booty. They expect you to walk in six-inch heels. Tink

My kid could get a bad X-ray and I could get a call from the doctor saying I have something growing in my bum and that would change my perspective on everything instantaneously, on what is and what is not important. Tom Hanks

Saying Change Doctor Perspective Important Everything Kid Bad Would Something Could Instantaneously Call Bum Get Growing

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