140 Beer Quotes for You to Enjoy

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is. Billy Carter

Good Home Beer You Bathroom Drink Know Where

A hundred years ago, concerts were far more come-what-may - people played cards, drank beer and appreciated the music. If we go some way towards restoring that spirit, I'll be happy. Charles Hazlewood

Music Beer Be Happy Happy People Hundred Drank Hundred Years Way Some Spirit Restoring More Towards Concerts Go Were Years Years Ago Far Played Cards Appreciated

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy. Emo Philips

Beer Nursing Getting Quite Bar

I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend. Josh Duhamel

Love Beer Girlfriend Football Normal

There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that. Sandra Bullock

Love Beer Sexy Gut About Something Little

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror. Sid Vicious

Love Beer Mirror Only Bottle Been

The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That's your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg. Timothy Olyphant

Beer Man Change Beard Drive Whatever Every Sets Aiming Guy Bearded Like Know Him Tractor How Dude Doing Commercials Just Tip Tip Of The Iceberg Bar Iceberg Should Your Thing Basic Every Man

I have quit chewing tobacco and don't touch any lager beer, and I don't speak to the girls at all. I am getting to be a perfect hermit; my fiddle, my dog, and my gun I almost worship. Wild Bill Hickok

Beer Dog Speak Gun Girl Hermit Worship Touch Perfect Almost Am Chewing Quit Any Getting Fiddle Tobacco

If you had a Ministry box set under your Christmas tree, wrapped in paper, 'From Beer to Eternity' is the bow that goes around the present, you know what I mean? Al Jourgensen

Christmas Beer You Christmas Tree Tree Paper Ministry Wrapped Had Know Bow Box Around Goes Mean Eternity Your Present Set

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer. Anne Sexton

God Beer Brown Voice Full Soft

He asked if I was a songwriter, and I said yeah, that I was in town because I'd won this contest. He said, okay, then he was gonna play me his hit, and started singing 'When it's time to relax, one beer stands clear... ' Arthur Godfrey

There were no tourists. Beer was illegal. There was only government television and no television on Thursdays or in the summer. Aslaug Magnusdottir

Government Beer Summer Television Only Tourists Were Illegal

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer. Billy Carter

Good Beer Drinking Only Like Tastes Stop Hard Paintings

All I can really tell you about my father is that he did odd things like put tin foil on a bottle of beer after having a few sips, then put it in the refrigerator to perhaps have on another night. Bruce Eric Kaplan

They say you don't want to know how sausage is made. Book coverage is like sausage in that way: better not to know exactly how the gatekeepers of mainstream media choose which books to crown as must-reads each season - just swallow it down with a cold beer and call it a night. Camille Perri

Beer You Book Better Made Down Cold Books Way Say Exactly Crown Mainstream Mainstream Media Like Know Call How Coverage Just Want Swallow Which Choose Each Media They Say Season Night Sausage Gatekeepers

I grew up with WWE and New Japan, but when I started traveling to Germany, I had the chance to train with people like Christian Eckstein and Tony St. Clair. They were two of the cornerstones of the German 'beer tent' wrestling era, when they'd have 30-day tournaments in the same town. Cesaro

Beer People Christian Wrestling Had Tournaments Tent New Town Like WWE Era Were Up German Train Germany Same Grew Japan Traveling Started Chance Two Tony

I want people to hear really exciting music played by the best, but in a context where they can clap when they want to, chase their toddlers, drink beer, take photos, get lost in the music and generally be themselves. And because a field has no rules, it's the perfect place to create unlikely combinations of musical genres. Charles Hazlewood

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The company Sunfare delivers food to my house, and I eat six meals day. My two cheats are hot chocolate that I'm obsessed with and drink multiple times a day, and root beer I drink once in a million years. I drink about 2 gallons of water a day. Charlie Ebersol

I don't want to be treated like I came from another planet or something or was somehow born with some weird birthright or super power. I don't view myself that way. I am a normal guy, picking up the crap from the dog and scraping the BBQ and having a beer and fixing the shed out back. Chris Hadfield

Myself Beer Dog Power Back Birthright Way Out Super Some Born Somehow Something Guy Having Picking Weird Like Shed Another Am Came Normal Up Fixing Scraping Want Crap Planet View Treated

When I was broke, no one ever offered to buy me a beer. Now that I have quite a bit of money, everybody tries to buy me beers. Where were all these people back when I was in college and broke? Chris Moneymaker

Buy Me Beer People Money College Everybody Back Bit Broke Tries No-One Were Offered Quite Quite A Bit Where Now Ever

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