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I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'
Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Born: Dec 6, 1955

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You, Down, Hey, Says, Sign, Locking, Guy, Open, He, Hours, Said, Got, Yes, Front, Front Door, Door, Grocery, Street, Row

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