22 Stephen Rodrick Quotes for You to Enjoy

Stephen Rodrick

American Journalist

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'TMZ' took the illusion of privacy away. Now the paranoid star just assumes someone is always there. Decoy cars and false itineraries are floated to throw 'TMZ' off the scent. Stephen Rodrick

Privacy Car Illusion Scent Assumes Took Paranoid Someone Throw Always False Off Just Star Now Away

Lance Armstrong has a 17th-century, 15-foot Spanish fresco of the crucifixion hanging on the wall of his Austin mansion. This doesn't mean - and some of you Armstrong acolytes might want to sit down for this - that Lance is Jesus. Stephen Rodrick

You Sit Down Some Crucifixion Armstrong His Austin Wall Hanging Want Spanish Mean Lance Armstrong Might Mansion Jesus

Ever since Mike Tyson was champ, twenty-something dudes have microwaved nachos, popped opened Natty Lights, watched sharks do unspeakable things on TV, and whispered a billion 'Whoa, dudes.' Stephen Rodrick

Sharks Whoa Tyson TV Unspeakable Opened Since Lights Dudes Whispered Mike Mike Tyson Billion Ever Things Champ Watched

Think about it: You're trying to raise cash to save an endangered animal. You've got orphaned pandas getting 3 trillion YouTube hits, and you've got seals being clubbed over the head by roughnecks. The money flows in. But what about the poor shark? Stephen Rodrick

The everybody-loves-Jeff Bridges home base is, of course, 'The Big Lebowski.' Stephen Rodrick

Home Big Course Home Base Bridges Base

Brett Favre likes to tell stories. Stephen Rodrick

Tell Likes Stories

Rick Rubin's undulating face hair is just as famous as his body of work. In homage to the yogis he read about as a boy on Long Island, Rubin hasn't shaved since he was 23. It's long been his registered trademark. Stephen Rodrick

Maybe it's impossible to spend time with Patrick Stewart and not have the conversation move to the extraterrestrial. Stephen Rodrick

Time Conversation Impossible Extraterrestrial Spend Move Maybe

Occasionally, a young catcher is born with a backup's soul. Bob Montgomery was on the Red Sox opening day roster for the entire 1970s, yet he never had more than 254 at-bats in a season. Stephen Rodrick

All backups take their cue from Elrod Hendricks, the patron saint of erstwhile catchers. Stephen Rodrick

Take Cue Saint Patron Patron Saint

Legends like Jim Murray at the 'Los Angeles Times' and Shirley Povich at the 'Washington Post' were the most beloved guys at their papers. They'd write a cherished column for 30 years, and that was it. There was nothing else to do, no higher job to attain. Stephen Rodrick

Post Job Nothing Else Jim Papers Angeles Guys Higher Attain Write Column Like Most Cherished Los Los Angeles Were Years Shirley Times Legends Washington Washington Post Beloved

I was a classic attention deficit disorder kid, always bored and mouthing off at school. Stephen Rodrick

School Deficit Kid Bored Classic Attention Attention Deficit Always Off Disorder

I arrive a month premature, with my dad's brains but not much else. Stephen Rodrick

Else Month Arrive Brains Much Premature Dad

Publicists cater to bloggers because they can play them; bloggers cater to publicists because they want their ads. Stephen Rodrick

Ads Cater Because Bloggers Want Them Play

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