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Scott Adams

American Cartoonist

Born: Jun 8, 1957

Better Life Me People Work You

Related authors: Bil Keane Bill Watterson Caroll Spinney Charles M. Schulz Gary Larson Jim Davis Matt Groening Walt Disney

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings. Scott Adams

Knowledge Key Our Must Develop Optimization Initiatives Leverage

Beware of advice about successful people and their methods. For starters, no two situations are alike. Your dreams of creating a dry-cleaning empire won't be helped by knowing that Thomas Edison liked to take naps. Scott Adams

Dreams People Advice Thomas Thomas Edison Alike About Take Empire Beware Liked Knowing Naps Edison Methods Situations Successful Creating Successful People Your Your Dreams Helped Starters Two

Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it. Scott Adams

Work Best Great You Face Those Kind Some Could Make Venture Great Work Alzheimer Friends Get Capitalists Numbers

I try to manage my day by my circadian rhythms because the creativity is such an elusive thing, and I could easily just stomp over it doing my administrative stuff. Scott Adams

Day Creativity Try Elusive Easily Administrative Could Stuff Over Over It Because Doing Manage Stomp Just Rhythms Thing

Before 'Dilbert,' I tried to become a computer programmer. In the early days of computing, I bought this big, heavy, portable computer for my house. I spent two years nights and weekends trying to write games that I thought I would sell. Turns out I'm not that good a programmer, so that was two years that didn't work out. Scott Adams

Work Good Thought Big Become Before Nights Spent Out Would Tried Weekends Computer Write Computing Bought Days House Years Sell Trying Heavy Work Out Turns Games Portable Early Two Early Days Programmer

Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier. Scott Adams

Work Home You Guess Easier Cartoonist Pretty Seems Obviously Rent Office Options Just Either Much Working

I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately. Scott Adams

You Financial Immediately Physical Risk Emotional Attraction Than Anything Perverse

I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist, but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always imagined cartooning would be how I got my seed capital. I always thought my other businesses would be the less dominant part of my life. Scott Adams

Life Myself Entrepreneur Thought My Life Before Other Defined Would Would-Be Tried Cartooning Cartoonist Seed Part True Always Got How Dominant Capital Less Businesses Imagined

If you see voters as rational, you'll be a terrible politician. People are not wired to be rational. Our brains simply evolved to keep us alive. Brains did not evolve to give us truth. Brains merely give us movies in our minds that keeps us sane and motivated. But none of it is rational or true, except maybe sometimes by coincidence. Scott Adams

Truth You People Sometimes Politician Our Minds Alive Evolve Evolved See Give Rational Except Wired Simply True Merely Voters Terrible None Motivated Brains Did Maybe Movies Us Sane Keep Keeps Coincidence

Many, if not most, career opportunities come to you through people you know. So the more people you know, the more opportunities you have. Improving your social network is a great example of a system for moving from lower odds to better odds without having a specific goal. Scott Adams

Great You People Better Opportunities Example Odds Great Example System Having More Network More People Through Come Know Most Without Goal Improving Moving Social Lower Your Many Specific Career

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead. Scott Adams

Way Pretend One-Way Dead Brain Tiny Compensate

Home is pretty utopian. Scott Adams

Home Pretty Utopian

My investments have been hurt. Scott Adams

Hurt Investments Been

I'm primarily just an investor. Scott Adams

Investor Primarily Just

I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd be interested,' and then give an electrical shock to the sender to remind him or her to stop send that kind of message. Scott Adams

You Will Thought Every Finally Kind Delete Give Computer Remind Message Him Shock Begins Send Stop Automatically Predicting Interested Then Electrical Search Her

The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it. Scott Adams

Love Time Half Computer Cuts Production

I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet. Scott Adams

Myself Internet Surrendering Realities

Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free. Scott Adams

Life Work Best Rest Free Like Parts

Success is entirely accessible, even if you happen to be a huge screw-up 95 percent of the time. Scott Adams

Success Time You Percent Entirely Accessible Huge Happen Success Is Even

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