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Samantha Bee

Samantha Bee

American Comedian

Born: Oct 25, 1969

Canada Day People Show Think You

Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields

Don't judge me. I made a lot of money. Samantha Bee

Me Judge Money Made Judge Me Lot

It's great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing. Samantha Bee

Great You People Speak Will Honestly About Doing Passionately Who

There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are. Samantha Bee

People Some People Believe Some Real Real People Stories Who Actually

My apartment is the equivalent of one room in my Toronto home. Now I understand why New Yorkers are on the streets at all hours. People don't want to stay inside for fear they'll go crazy. Samantha Bee

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I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information. Samantha Bee

Funny You Think Would Would-Be Information Show Base

I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors. Samantha Bee

Better Politicians Think Does Than Show Actor

I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada. Samantha Bee

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I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself, I can't function without it, and I see it as a great way to get some healthy greens in, some coffee, and on a good day, maybe even some news of the world via the newspaper. Samantha Bee

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I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online. Samantha Bee

Clothes Out Online Get Maximum Children Satisfaction Buying

If I could live in New York the rest of my life, I absolutely would, but it's also prohibitively expensive and you have to be working. New York is a lot nicer when you have a job. Samantha Bee

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