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I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Born: Nov 22, 1921
Died: Oct 5, 2004

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Drinking, Taking, Know, Coming, Juice, Prune, Going, Viagra

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