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Rob Corddry
Rob Corddry
American Comedian
Born: Feb 4, 1971
Daily Day Funny Myself People You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer. Rob Corddry
Funny You People Will Sit Secret Bit Closer Little Little Bit
I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid. Rob Corddry
Thought Stupid Part Well Got Quit Just While Actually
I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day. Rob Corddry
Myself Day Thought Year Down Would Would-Be Take Pictures Because Office Hang Any Them Next
I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election. Rob Corddry
Election Percent Feel Until Comfortable Really Working Started
I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards. Rob Corddry
National Shakespeare Name Like Know Employing Because Got How Literally Company
I get all of my comedy from CNN. Rob Corddry
Comedy Get
I have to stay true to myself. Rob Corddry
Myself Stay Stay True True
I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling. Rob Corddry
Election About More Schooling Learned Years Than Did Elections Ever Night
I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials. Rob Corddry
Saying Remember College Would Never Commercials
I want to manufacture a feud. Rob Corddry
Feud Want Manufacture
I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off. Rob Corddry
Half Bets Week Like Got Off Left
It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus. Rob Corddry
Day Every Day Every Anew Born Like Without Jesus
Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day. Rob Corddry
Myself Day Once Out Makes How How Much Much Next Found Actor
Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express. Rob Corddry
Nothing Hell He Knows Pat Express
People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is. Rob Corddry
People Other Our Exactly Share Know Sure Want Sensibility Even
The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world. Rob Corddry
Daily You Travel People World First Country Year Worst Pretty Terms Talking Intense Going Places Craziest Show Daily Show
The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom. Rob Corddry
Jealous Freedom Satire Word Magic Gives Any Want Anything Which Us Show Media Away
Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show. Rob Corddry
Daily Feeling Tension Should Show Why Daily Show
You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do. Rob Corddry
You Own Control Way More Over Encouraged Pitch Story Your

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