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Rhys Darby
Rhys Darby
New Zealander Comedian
Born: Mar 21, 1974
Life Me Think Time World You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
The touring comic is a lonely soul, sometimes dabbling into conversation with a colleague in the green room, but on the whole, we just stand around and try to cope with the random diversity that comes with the 'job.' Rhys Darby
Conversation Soul Sometimes Try Random Job Lonely Diversity Colleague Touring Around Comic Green Just Room Stand Whole Dabbling Cope
A touring comic's typical day roughly amounts to an hour of being laughed at and 20 minutes of being photographed. The other 22 hours and 40 minutes are spent in silence. Rhys Darby
Day Silence Other Typical Spent Laughed Photographed Minutes Touring Hour Hours Comic Being Roughly Amount
Timing is a very important part of being a father. You should never show your kids things before they're ready. Especially with movies. Toys like Lego are okay because the fact that your 3-year-old can't understand the instructions ultimately leads you to constructing it yourself... the secret plan all along. Rhys Darby
You Yourself Father Important Before Timing Secret Okay Kids Constructing Fact Never Part Leads Along Like Instructions Toys Because Important Part Understand Ready Ultimately Very Being Lego Movies Plan Should Your Show Things
The freeways of America are like giant veins twisting and turning, rushing life from one zone to the next. The landscape is a giant body just lying there feeling the rumble. Rhys Darby
Life Feeling Lying Giant Rushing Veins Like America Just Turning Next Body Landscape Twisting Zone
I loved the army, but it didn't really love me. I used to get into trouble because I thought outside the square. Rhys Darby
Love Me Love Me Army Thought Trouble Outside Because Square Get Loved Really Used
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