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Red Skelton

American Comedian

Born: Jul 18, 1913

Died: Sep 17, 1997

Care Happiness Here Me Sad You

Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. Red Skelton

Happiness Sad Life Me You Sadness Unhappy Laughter Live Laugh Out Brought Instead Look Around Always Situations Little

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled. Red Skelton

Smile Day You Heart Remember Face Feeling Clown Back Chuckle Has-Been Some Silly Silly Thing Purpose Well Said Been Done Then Fulfilled Should Your Thing Brings Chance

Congress: Bingo with billions. Red Skelton

Congress Billions Bingo

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up. Red Skelton

Me Long Nuts Lock Laugh Know Make Up Going

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy. Red Skelton

Build Believe Destroy Put Were Personally Here

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics. Red Skelton

Collapse Run See Course Exercise Friends Get Golf Golf Course

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