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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. Dane Cook
Funny Better Think Always Lot Get
My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor. Dane Cook
Great Family Humor Just Senses Them Regular
I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh. Dane Cook
People Laugh Characters Fearless Takes Like Make Just Afraid Anything
When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top. Dane Cook
Natural First Energy Top Scene Over Over-The-Top Go Lot Hit Just Anyway
Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince. Dane Cook
You Awesome Meet Someone Guy He Come Genuine Lot Person Often Cool Shows
I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such. Dane Cook
People Observer Like How Am Psychology Act Watch
I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot. Dane Cook
Laugh Out Comics Lot Loud
My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare. Dane Cook
Dreams Living True Coming Were Personal While Professional Nightmare
I grew up very self-loathing. I was a phobic. I had anxiety. I had panic attacks. Dane Cook
Anxiety Panic Attacks Had Self-Loathing Up Very Grew
I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more. Dane Cook
Work Healthy Focused Staying More
I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges. Dane Cook
Day Challenges Every Day Every Take New Ideas New Challenges Always New Ideas Want
When something's good, I'm not an over-celebrator. Dane Cook
Good Something
I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere. Dane Cook
Success Time Great Me You Amazing Haters Parents Saw Out Laughs One Thing Unbelievable Glad Had Blast Missed Great Success Know Got Passed Came Amazing Time Lot Hit Just Famous After Then Really Away Nowhere Thing
The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related. Dane Cook
Game Men Related Inside Something Boy Always Loves Little Video Video Game Us
You've gotta share what's going on in your mind. Dane Cook
You Mind Share Gotta Going Your
People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job. Dane Cook
Life Love Time Good People Job My Life Good Time Stage Know
I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. If I'm at home, I'm usually in my office editing or reconstructing my website or whatever it may be. I just love putting creativity into a performance, so if the right script comes along, and I certainly am reading comedies and dramas now, then I'm ready willing and able to give it a shot. Dane Cook
Website Love Home Creativity Editing Reading Whatever Stage Dramas Willing Able Give Putting Performance Along Comedies Ready Am Office May Just Being Script Then Shot Certainly Now Right Set
I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game. Dane Cook
Love Game People Comedy Enjoy Think See Guy Taken Get Stand-Up Comedy Who
I do try to keep my show very improvisational. I don't work off a set list; I like to keep it more in the moment. I like to have information about where I'm going, what might be happening in that particular region as well. I like for people to feel like the show is for them. Dane Cook
Work People Try About More Feel Particular Like Well Off Very Improvisational List Going Where Happening Information Region Them Might Show Moment Keep Set
If haters or whatever want to find you - I mean, some of them are so tenacious. You want to hire them to work for you. They're very, very savvy in terms of how they find you and get to you. Dane Cook
Work You Haters Whatever Savvy Find Some Tenacious Terms How Hire Very Get Want Mean Them
I was not a silly kid or outgoing. In fact, I suffered from quite a bit of anxiety. I used to have panic attacks when I was a teenager, really incapacitating moments, because I had some phobias. Dane Cook
Anxiety Panic Teenager Phobias Bit Kid Some Outgoing Silly Fact Attacks Had Because Quite Quite A Bit In Fact Really Used Moments Suffered
I always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was god awful, I thought I'd get into psychology. Dane Cook
Love God Thought No Love Always Got Get Psychology Standup Awful Early Career
I've always read books and loved human behavior since I was ten or twelve years old. Maybe even that's why I wanted to do comedy. Dane Cook
Comedy Behavior Old Books Ten Since Read Always Years Human Maybe Human Behavior Wanted Loved Twelve Even Why
I'm completely ecstatic when a woman has own back story and brings something to the table and has a real strong kind of independence. Dane Cook
Woman Strong Independence Own Back Kind Table Something Ecstatic Real Story Brings
Instead of dumping all my money on an independent film that nobody would watch and most people would make fun of behind my back, I decided, 'I'm just going to buy a house.' Daniel Tosh
Buy People Money Back Independent Independent Film Would Instead Nobody Most House Make Dumping Going Behind Just Decided Fun Film Watch
I have no idea why people want to watch puppets be the slightly meaner version of the weirdo holding them. It's beyond my comprehension. Daniel Tosh
People Holding Slightly Puppets No Idea Comprehension Idea Weirdo Beyond Version Want Them Meaner Why Watch
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