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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
Born: Jul 17, 1917
Died: Aug 20, 2012

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Afford, Move, Children, Want, Them, Then, Things

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