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Pete Holmes
American
Comedian
Born:
Mar 30
,
1979
Good
Love
Me
People
Think
You
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I'm a comedian. Comedians are supposed to be jaded, cynical, angry people. But I'm not: I'm a silly, silly fun boy.
Pete Holmes
Angry
People
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Comedians
Boy
Jaded
Fun
I think my mom recognized that I liked people to be happy. I like people to get along. And I like to be a peacemaker. And I liked the church. So she was like, 'You should be a youth pastor.'
Pete Holmes
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You
Be Happy
Happy
Youth
People
Church
Think
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Liked
She
Pastor
Get
Should
Peacemaker
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