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Patton Oswalt

American Comedian

Born: Jan 27, 1969

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Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields

I like to write, I like to do stand-up, I like to act. Patton Oswalt

Write Like Act

The problem is, and I'm just as guilty of this, a lot of people see their follower count increase and mistake that for friendships. It's great to have followers, especially if you want to sell albums, promote shows, or promote your friends, but you still need to get outside and talk to other human beings. Patton Oswalt

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When you put an album out, you can't do any material from the album if people are paying to see you. Patton Oswalt

You People Out See Put Material Any Paying Album

Beyond any role that I ever had, really early on as a stand-up, I would see actors decide to try it and they would bomb miserably. What I realized was that stand-up, acting and writing are all their own disciplines. Patton Oswalt

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We're rewarding either the reality or the appearance of youth, which is why you have all these people in their fifties trying to act like they're seventeen. You know, it's great to be young. Be young. By all means, be young. But always remember that youth is also kinda dumb, and doesn't know a lot yet. Patton Oswalt

Great You Youth Reality People Remember Young Seventeen Kinda Like Know Also Always Dumb Lot Trying Rewarding Either Which Fifties Means Act Appearance Why

I look pretty nondescript. I don't go out of my way to... I don't express my personality with my clothes, with my car or my, you know, house. I express with my personality; so as far as what I wear - I don't really care about that. Patton Oswalt

You Personality Car Care Clothes Way Out Wear Pretty About Know Look House Go As Far As Far Really Express

Wars are usually really popular with people that aren't gonna be affected by them. 'Cause it's just entertainment, and it's just weird, like, 'Well, we've got to show the world that we're strong.' No we don't. And by the way, that has nothing to do with you. Why are you equating yourself with that... you know what I mean? Patton Oswalt

You Entertainment Yourself People World Strong Cause Nothing Way Weird Like Know Well Got Affected Just Mean Them Gonna Really Show Wars Popular Why

It wasn't until I went to college and met different people from different areas of life - and then went to San Francisco and met people who really knew who the hell they were - that I kind of caught up in a hurry. Patton Oswalt

Everything we have today that's cool comes from someone wanting more of something they loved in the past. Action figures, videogames, superhero movies, iPods: All are continuations of a love that wanted more. Patton Oswalt

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