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I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg
Born: Feb 24, 1968
Died: Mar 30, 2005

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You, Too Late, Will, Too, Late, Machine, Mad, Magnifying, Glass, Vending, Get, Front, Candy, Want, Sized, Fun, Bars

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