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Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg
Born: Feb 24, 1968
Died: Mar 30, 2005

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Day, You, Down, Backpack, Weak, All Day, Wearing, Guy, Like, Trying, Being, Midget, Really, Turtleneck, Strangled, Bring

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