Midget Quotes

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. W. C. Fields

Nothing Having Feet Like House Around Midget Little Butler

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down. Mitch Hedberg

Day You Down Backpack Weak All Day Wearing Guy Like Trying Being Midget Really Turtleneck Strangled Bring

If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth. Chuck Jones

You Mouth Baby Put Like Look His Want Midget

How can you have a rock n' roll circus without a midget? Nikki Sixx

You Circus Without Rock How Rock-N-Roll Roll Midget

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins. Patton Oswalt

You Coins He Head Stick Hit Gold Midget Turns

Have you ever been sued by a midget? It's not fun. Chelsea Handler

You Been Midget Fun Sued Ever

She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short. Clive James

Good Confusion Way Abstract She Same Short Being Midget Playing

Whether you're a dwarf, whether you're a midget, it's all branding. Deep Roy

You Dwarf Whether Midget

I have a wonderful assistant. I tell her I need four amputees and a midget, and she finds them. Nikki Sixx

Wonderful Tell Finds She Midget Them Her Four Assistant Need

Call me a midget, but just be real. I am all for correct terms, but please don't tiptoe around feelings. Don't be too careful, because that shuts you off from people. Peter Dinklage

The word 'midget' is a slur. It evolved from P. T. Barnum's era of circuses and freak shows. Society has evolved. So should our vocabulary. Language is a powerful tool. It does not just name our society. It shapes it. Sinead Burke

Word Language Society Tool Our Evolved Freak Vocabulary Shapes Powerful Name Powerful Tool Does Era Just Midget Should Shows

There is no role I cannot play except a midget. Theodore Bikel

Except Role Cannot Midget Play