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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg
Born: Feb 24, 1968
Died: Mar 30, 2005

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Me, You, Business, Casino, Fire, Own, Minding, Though, Run, Guy, My Own, Never, Said, Came, Blocking, Exit, Up, Move, Legs, Gonna

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