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MaryJanice Davidson

American Author

Born: 1969

Book Car Great How Me Rejection

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Being a writer is great, and being a parent is great, and I hate Marching Band. MaryJanice Davidson

Great Hate Band Parent Writer Being Marching Marching Band

I love interviews, meeting fans, teaching workshops, giving speeches... all of it. MaryJanice Davidson

Love Fans Giving Meeting Interviews Teaching Workshops Speeches

I've found I can plunge the characters into whatever absurd, awful situation, and readers will follow as long as the writer makes them seem like 'real people.' MaryJanice Davidson

People Will Long Whatever Situation Characters Follow Plunge Seem Writer Absurd Like Readers Makes Real Real People Them Found Awful

I once came back from a book tour where sleek black cars driven by nice men in black suits waited for me at every hotel, took me to every signing, brought me back, opened car doors for me. They were great. I was great. It was a wonderful tour. MaryJanice Davidson

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I'm more to my family than a wonderful, luminous cook. I'm also a wonderful, luminous butler and a wonderful, luminous chauffer. And checkbook. I'm a luminous checkbook, too. MaryJanice Davidson

Family Wonderful Too More Also Than Cook Butler Luminous

I can't not write funny. It's literally the only way I know how to do it. MaryJanice Davidson

Funny Way Only Write Know How Literally

I used to be a model and a medical test subject, though never at the same time. And since we didn't have much money when I was a kid, I know how to fish and hunt for my supper. And I used to win awards in speech in high school, which comes in handy when I speak to 200 people at a writers' conference. MaryJanice Davidson

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When I first quit my day job, I was terrified. I called my editors and said I'm trying to make a go of this, and they threw every contract at me they could. And for two years, I had a book or an anthology out every month. MaryJanice Davidson

I wrote for free for, like, fifteen years; I could redo my parlor in rejection slips. It would be surprisingly tasteful - they use nice paper. MaryJanice Davidson

Free Nice Rejection Paper Slips Would Would-Be Could Parlor Like Wrote Years Surprisingly Tasteful Fifteen Use Rejection Slips

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