Leslie Jones Quotes

Leslie Jones

American Comedian

Born: Sep 7, 1967

Always Funny Know Me People You

Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields

Hate speech and freedom of speech are two different things. Leslie Jones

Freedom Hate Freedom Of Speech Different Different Things Things Two Speech

I'm really good at standup. I always win at standup. Leslie Jones

Good Win Always Really Standup

When you're writing a sketch, it has to be surrounded by a situation. It can't just be out of the air. Leslie Jones

You Writing Situation Just Be Air Out Surrounded Just Sketch

I've perfected the art of busting on people. That's how comedians show each other love. Leslie Jones

Love Art People Other Comedians How Show Each Busting

I honestly believe that people sit behind their computers and just get really brave. Leslie Jones

People Sit Believe Honestly Computers Get Brave Behind Just Really

You can look good. Don't let nobody tell you you can't look good because of your size... or what size your feet is. Leslie Jones

Good You Tell Nobody Feet Look Because Size Your

When I was young, my dad always let me listen to comedy albums. Leslie Jones

Me Comedy Young Always Listen Dad Albums

The day that I saw Whoopi Goldberg on television, I cried so hard because I kept looking at my daddy going, 'Oh my God. There's somebody on TV that looks like me! She looks like me! Yay! I can be on TV! I can be on TV! I can do it! Look at her - look at her! She looks just like me.' Leslie Jones

I just knew that I was funny, and I knew that it was just a matter of time. I didn't know what was going to actually happen - this is definitely way bigger than I thought - but I knew there was no way I was going to be that funny, and nobody was going to notice it. Leslie Jones

Funny Time Matter Thought Way Definitely Knew Nobody Know Than Going Just Happen Bigger Notice Actually

I'm glad this whole success thing is happening now. I can't even imagine a 23-year-old Leslie in this position. Leslie Jones

Success Glad Happening Leslie Whole Even Now Thing Imagine Position

Bill Murray was just so funny to me - there wasn't anything spooking him. Leslie Jones

Funny Me Him Just Anything Bill Bill Murray

They redid 'Roots,' and everyone was saying, 'Oh, it shouldn't have been done.' I was like, 'It definitely should have been done.' Because it needs to be refurbished for the new generation so they can understand it. Leslie Jones

Saying Needs Generation Everyone Definitely New Like Because Understand New Generation Been Done Oh Roots Should

I did not leave Twitter. Leslie Jones

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