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Lenny Bruce
Lenny Bruce
American Comedian
Born: Oct 13, 1925
Died: Aug 3, 1966
Funny God Never People World You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them. Lenny Bruce
People Everything Liberals Understand Them Who
Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God. Lenny Bruce
God Day Every Day People Church Every Back Going Away
Communism is like one big phone company. Lenny Bruce
Funny Communism Phone Big Like Company
If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses. Lenny Bruce
School Would Would-Be Wearing Crosses Had Instead School Children Catholic Catholic School Around Been Years Years Ago Children Little Electric Twenty Chairs Jesus Necks
The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is. Lenny Bruce
People Live Only Never Exist Up Trying Did Should Keep
I would be with a bunch of Kennedy fans watching the debate, and their comment would be, 'He's really slaughtering Nixon.' Then we would all go to another apartment, and the Nixon fans would say, 'How do you like the shellacking he gave Kennedy?' Lenny Bruce
You Debate Fans Gave Say Nixon Would Would-Be He Like Another How Go Comment Bunch Apartment Then Really Kennedy Watching
When you're eight years old nothing is your business. Lenny Bruce
Funny You Business Old Nothing Years Eight Your
I'm not a comedian. And I'm not sick. The world is sick, and I'm the doctor. I'm a surgeon with a scalpel for false values. Lenny Bruce
Doctor World Surgeon Values Sick Scalpel Comedian False
There are never enough I Love You's. Lenny Bruce
Love You Enough Never
I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do. Lenny Bruce
You Hate Seen Nothing Else Once Small Park Small Towns Towns Because Cannon
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up. Lenny Bruce
School Tough Own Our Say Ours Write Had Like Up Essays Going Used Grow Grow Up
The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter. Lenny Bruce
Daughter Guy Only Knocks Anonymous Truly Up Donor Your Who
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't. Lenny Bruce
Art You Man Comedy Try Laughter Three Laughs Only Take Hour Fake Art Form Form Away Honest
I don't have an act. I just talk. I'm just Lenny Bruce. Lenny Bruce
Bruce Talk Just Lenny Lenny Bruce Act
Today, I give my daughter what I really didn't have as a kid: all the silly, dumb, extravagant, frilly, nonfunctional toys I can force on her. She probably wants an encyclopedia. Lenny Bruce
Today Daughter Extravagant Kid Silly Give Toys She Force Dumb Encyclopedia Wants Really Her

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