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Larry Miller
American
Comedian
Born:
Oct 15
,
1953
Crash
Get
Kosher
Looking
Making
Thoughts
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Women say they have sexual thoughts too. They have no idea. It's the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it. If they knew what we were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping us.
Larry Miller
Thoughts
Women
Thinking
Too
Say
Sexual
No Idea
Throwing
Never
Knew
Never Stop
Idea
Between
Bullet
Were
Shooting
Stop
Difference
Us
Really
Slapping
I was asleep, in the upstairs bedroom, in the rear of the house. There was this tremendous crash, there was a terrible wind force hitting my body, and then I blanked out.
Larry Miller
Wind
Tremendous
Out
House
Force
Terrible
Bedroom
Hitting
Upstairs
Crash
Then
Asleep
Body
Rear
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