Larry David Quotes

Larry David

Larry David

American Actor

Born: Jul 2, 1947

About Life Me People Think You

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It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy. Larry David

People Comedy Suited Kind Mainstream Coming Were Hear

Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror. Larry David

Myself Mirror Glamorous Had Look Sure Being Who

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore. Larry David

Change Pants See Only Shop Anymore Stores Really

Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days. Larry David

Some Bleak Days Until Doing Were Very Standup Started

Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. Larry David

You Happy Stage Only Know Well Really

You write about what you know. Larry David

You About Write Know

I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish. Larry David

First Learned Fish Order Place Night

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then. Larry David

Today Me Army People National Assume Guard Back Though Kind See Some Park Combat National Guard Waltz Then Even Reserve

Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it. Larry David

Walk About Emmy Casual Around Go Very Wherever Actually

I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.' Larry David

People Sorry Over Come Know House Go Quite

I can't stand reading anything that I've said. Larry David

Reading Said Anything Stand

Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on! Larry David

Home Divorce Lights Well After Turned

If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not? Larry David

Would About Could Onstage Talk Course How Going

I have reservations about everything I do. Larry David

Everything About Reservations

Woody Allen likes to do a lot of master shots. He likes to get the whole thing in one take, and so you could be going along doing a scene, and then the next to last line, all of a sudden, you stumble, and you have to go back to first base. Larry David

You First Stumble Master Back Allen Scene Could Take He Along Likes Doing Go Line Lot Get Going Woody Woody Allen Then Next Shots Whole Sudden Base Thing Last

People don't yell nasty things at actors - they let them continue. Larry David

People Nasty Continue Yell Them Actor Things

I don't like people cleaning my room. Larry David

Cleaning People Like Room

I'm cranky. Larry David

Cranky

You know, I'm really not that bright. Larry David

You Know Really Bright

I think Michael Moore is a hero. Larry David

Hero Think Moore Michael

I have no secrets. Larry David

Secrets

I like to be quiet, and let people find me rather than having to shout at them. Larry David

Me People Find Rather Having Like Than Quiet Them Shout

I think that what people imagine they're going through is much worse than what they are going through. Larry David

People Think Worse Through Than Going Much Imagine

OK, I'm happy. I'm happy. All right? I'm happy. Larry David

Happy OK Right

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