8 Kyle Dunnigan Quotes for You to Enjoy

Kyle Dunnigan

American Comedian

Born: 1971

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I think a bird is the worst present you can give somebody because it's guilt-ridden. This animal has the gift of flight, and you put it in a cage and watch it not do that until it dies. Kyle Dunnigan

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I was bored at college, so I put $10 in a jukebox in this place where people played ping-pong and pool. I put in $10 of 'Jingle Bell Rock,' and this was back in the '90s, so it played 'Jingle Bell Rock,' like, 40 times in a row. It was just really fun to watch because after the fourth time, people were just losing-their-minds angry. Kyle Dunnigan

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I think comedians start off as pranksters or something. Kyle Dunnigan

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Every year, dads will dress up as Santa and try to surprise their kids by coming down the chimney, and every year, a dad gets stuck and dies. Kyle Dunnigan

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I love doing different things where, for a little while, I can focus on standup then sketch writing, then performing, then directing a video. That, to me, is stimulating. Kyle Dunnigan

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Very specifically, Nickelodeon is aimed at eight- and nine-year-olds. Kyle Dunnigan

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My big influences are piano artists like Billy Joel and Elton John. Kyle Dunnigan

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A pope going through a faith crisis would be funny to see. Kyle Dunnigan

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