14 Joy Behar Quotes for You to Enjoy

Joy Behar

American Comedian

Born: Oct 7, 1942

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I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful time, so what's the point? Joy Behar

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I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody. Joy Behar

Myself Fight Somebody Having Comfortable How Am Interested Really

You know, I'm a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have interest in politics; I call us fundits, we're fundits! We're not pundits! Joy Behar

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Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I'm working on a play. I like to work, and I fear that something could fall through. You know what they say: 'The show must go off.' Joy Behar

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I read the 'New York Times', I read 'The Nation', I read 'Newsweek', I read 'Time Magazine', I read 'Politico', I read 'Mediaite'. This is what I do! I read every day, I have interests, I'm like everybody out there who's watching, who's out there watching, you know? Joy Behar

When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone. Joy Behar

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck could run for vice president. Joy Behar

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The Republicans do not have feeling for people who are in bad shape. Joy Behar

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I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food. Joy Behar

Food You Something Gives Reach Pill Shock Diet Electric Need

You reach a point when you say to yourself, 'Do I want to keep doing this?' There are other things on my plate I want to do - I've been writing a play; I've been neglecting my standup. Joy Behar

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I think looks do matter on television. Joy Behar

Matter Think Television Looks

You can see a lot of politics on a lot of different channels. I'm not interested, really, in talking in some wonky conversation about politics, though. It's not my speed. I'm not interested in the ins and outs of health care. Joy Behar

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I don't want to do just a liberal show. Joy Behar

Liberal Just Want Show

I think it's interesting to me to talk to people who don't agree with me all the time. Joy Behar

Time Me People Think Talk Interesting Who Agree

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