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I'm not a psychiatrist. I'm not treating patients.
John Malkovich
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John Malkovich
American
Actor
Born:
Dec 9
,
1953
Topics
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,
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,
Treating
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A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. A psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent.
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