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Joe Mande

American Comedian

Born: Mar 16, 1983

Breathing Me People Politics Problem You

Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields

On stage and in person, I think I am nice, thoughtful, and empathetic. But for some reason when I'm online, I become super aggressive and unhinged. I should probably get off of Twitter and see a therapist. Joe Mande

Become Stage Aggressive Nice Think Twitter Thoughtful See Super Some Online Empathetic Am Off Person Get Should Reason Therapist

My first time performing was in the black box theater of my high school's basement as a member of 'Clownaz,' the school's improv team. We charged money for tickets, saying the proceeds went to our school's recycling program. Then, immediately after the show, we divided up all the money and kept it. Joe Mande

Saying Time Money School Black Recycling First Our Immediately Member High Charged Divided Performing Tickets Box First Time Up Improv After Proceeds Theater Then Show Team Basement Kept Program

I don't even know if people even care what a 27-year-old Jewish kid thinks about politics. Joe Mande

Politics People Care Kid About Know Even Thinks Jewish

I got a pit bull from a shelter, so my whole life is centered on this dog, and I've been writing a lot of dog jokes. I should probably give up now, because I'm writing jokes about my dog. Joe Mande

Life Jokes Writing Dog About Give Because Got Shelter Bull Been Lot Up Pit Centered Should Whole Now

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