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Gabe Kaplan
American
Comedian
Born:
Mar 31
,
1945
Big
Business
Clubs
Entertainer
Followed
Maybe
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Maybe I just wasn't a show-biz type. I didn't miss performing at all.
Gabe Kaplan
Type
Miss
Performing
Maybe
Just
I think people will believe anything about someone they haven't seen for a while.
Gabe Kaplan
People
Will
Seen
Believe
Think
About
Someone
Anything
While
I mean, I would have loved to have kept on being a big television star. If that's the way things would have broke, I would have loved to have done that. I just didn't really want to continue and be someone who took whatever was offered.
Gabe Kaplan
Big
Whatever
Took
Way
Television
Broke
Would
Someone
Continue
Offered
Done
Just
Being
Want
Loved
Mean
Really
Who
Star
Things
Kept
Maybe 10 times a year I'll do a corporate date, but no casinos or no nightclubs or no comedy clubs.
Gabe Kaplan
Comedy
Year
Corporate
Date
Times
Maybe
Clubs
Nightclubs
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