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Fred Willard
Fred Willard
American Comedian
Born: Sep 18, 1939
Comedy Love Me People Think You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
I have a guy who does my hair. He's a car nut. And he was taking motorcycle lessons. And, what was my point? Fred Willard
Motorcycle Car Hair Nut Guy Point He Taking Does Who Lessons
Comedy is harder, because if there's no laughs, it's pretty bad. But drama, if there's no reaction, you can say, 'Well, it's not their cup of tea. Maybe it's too heavy for the audience.' Fred Willard
You Comedy Tea Too Drama Say Laughs Bad Pretty Reaction Well Because Audience Cup Maybe Heavy Harder
I'll talk your ear off if you recognize me. Fred Willard
Me You Recognize Talk Off Your Ear
After working with Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, and Jonathan Mangum, I said, 'I am never going to talk about improv again.' Fred Willard
Colin Wayne About Never Jonathan Talk Said Am Brady Improv Going After Again Working
I'd love to have Burt Reynolds' career. Fred Willard
Love Burt Reynolds Career
I love San Francisco! Fred Willard
Love Francisco San San Francisco
I am re-collecting the baseball cards my mom had thrown out when I went away to school. You know you are an adult when you can buy a whole set of baseball cards instead of two packs at a time. Fred Willard
Buy Time Mom You School Out Adult Thrown Had Instead Know Am Packs Whole Baseball Away Cards Two Set
To a New Yorker, a 1948 Indians World Series baseball signed by the whole team might be worth only $200 to $300, but to a Clevelander like myself, it might be, like, $1,000 to $2,000. Fred Willard
Myself World Worth Signed Indians Only New Like Yorker New Yorker Might Team Whole Series Baseball World Series
I just love everything that Disney and Pixar do. Not only do they do beautiful films, but they have great messages for kids. Fred Willard
Love Beautiful Great Films Everything Kids Only Messages Just Pixar Disney
I try to shy away from playing cranky people, but if it's just a funny next-door neighbor or business man, I'll say, 'Sure, why not?' Fred Willard
Funny Man Business People Try Say Neighbor Sure Just Cranky Next-Door Neighbor Why Away Why Not Playing Shy
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