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Frank Carson
Frank Carson
Irish Comedian
Born: Nov 6, 1926
Died: Feb 22, 2012
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So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'. Frank Carson
You Telecom Rang He Said Up Report Want Again Nuisance British
What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist. Frank Carson
You Wife Negotiate Between Terrorist Difference
My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people. Frank Carson
Peace People Build Back East More Idea Houses Go Line Middle Middle East Poor Poor People Who Even Palestinians
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. Frank Carson
Me Heart Marriage Wife Think Attack Had Likes Wrote She Very Ambulance Much
The thirties were troublesome in Belfast, and then of course there was no work for people, and it was terribly religiously divided. Frank Carson
Work People Thirties Divided Troublesome No Work Terribly Course Were Then Belfast
People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous. Frank Carson
Vote People Church Heads Ireland Northern Northern Ireland Ridiculous
America has only 100 Senators for 309 million people, but Stormont has 108 members for 1.7 million. Frank Carson
People Members Only America Senators Million Million People
Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish. Frank Carson
Jokes About Most Irish

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