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Elayne Boosler
American
Comedian
Born:
Aug 18
,
1952
Me
Money
People
Think
Year
You
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I am thankful that all the people in the world who absolutely, positively, know what God wants, usually kill mostly each other.
Elayne Boosler
Thankful
God
People
World
Other
Positively
Absolutely
Know
Mostly
Am
Wants
Who
Each
I personally cannot tell you how many times we rescuers put our names on animals to come to us as soon as they are eligible for release, only to find they have been senselessly killed by overzealous pound workers.
Elayne Boosler
You
Animals
Our
Release
Tell
Find
Only
Pound
Put
Soon
Come
Names
How
How Many Times
Been
Times
Overzealous
Cannot
Personally
Us
Workers
Many
Eligible
I have no complaints about losing money I put in high-risk investments. I did some of that when I had real money; my informed choice, my measured gamble.
Elayne Boosler
Money
Losing
Complaints
Some
About
High-Risk
Had
Put
Investments
Real
Real Money
Did
Informed
Gamble
Choice
Measured
While editors and newspaper owners currently fret over shrinking readership and lost profits, they do the one thing that insures cutting their own throats; they keep reducing space for the one feature that attracts new young readers in the first place; the comic strips.
Elayne Boosler
Space
First
Lost
Own
Young
Strips
One Thing
Feature
Throats
Over
New
Attracts
First Place
Readers
Readership
Comic
Editors
Reducing
Comic Strips
Fret
Owners
Currently
The One Thing
Place
While
Newspaper
Cutting
Keep
Shrinking
Thing
Profits
We've seen the uproars around the world concerning cartoons depicting the prophet Mohammad. Anyone who does not think comic strips are relevant never had a fatwa put on him/her for drawing a picture.
Elayne Boosler
World
Seen
Picture
Think
Drawing
Strips
Relevant
Cartoons
Prophet
Never
Had
Put
Concerning
Around
Does
Comic
Comic Strips
Depicting
Anyone
Who
Why isn't the movie industry forced to open its shooting locations to an organization that is there to advocate for animal actors? The industry isn't allowed to pick and choose which movies using young children it will or won't allow to be monitored. The vulnerable should be protected.
Elayne Boosler
Animal
Organization
Will
Young
Locations
Allow
Open
Pick
Allowed
Pick And Choose
Protected
Forced
Industry
Vulnerable
Advocate
Shooting
Children
Movie
Young Children
Movie Industry
Which
Movies
Should
Choose
Using
Actor
Why
I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'
Elayne Boosler
Time
Joy
Dog
Money
Husband
Own
Every
Every Time
Our
Say
Would
Beach
My Own
Tails
Put
House
Always
Years
Walked
Goes
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