60 Chris Gethard Quotes for You to Enjoy

Chris Gethard

American Actor

Born: May 23, 1980

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I get to do comedy for a living. Chris Gethard

Comedy Living Get

Part of North Jersey life is that everyone is obsessed with being tough all the time. Chris Gethard

Life Time Tough Everyone Part Obsessed North Being Jersey

Getting help for my issues was one of the hardest things I've ever done, because when I get dangerously sad or manic, those feelings seek to perpetuate themselves. Chris Gethard

Sad Feelings Dangerously Those Seek Because Issues Perpetuate Get Done Getting Manic Themselves Help Ever Hardest Things

I am a stereotypical northeasterner. I'm always in a rush. I've attracted stares from out-of-towners when I've shoved past someone blocking the subway door. Chris Gethard

Past Rush Someone Stereotypical Attracted Always Am Blocking Door Subway

New Yorkers will be rude, but at least they do so out of the rationale that everyone around them is always slowing them down. Los Angeles, I learned, is a city full of people who have the personality of the coolest pretty boy from your eighth-grade class. Chris Gethard

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Thank you to anyone who's ever watched or supported 'TCGS.' Even if you checked it out once, hated it, and never checked it out again - thank you for giving us a chance. Chris Gethard

You Giving Thank You Once Out Hated Never Supported Checked Thank Anyone Again Us Even Ever Watched Chance

I think there's too many gay jokes in comedy and not enough honest explorations of sexuality. Chris Gethard

Gay Jokes Comedy Think Too Enough Sexuality Many Honest

To a crowd that loves improv, Robin Williams is like Chuck Berry. Chris Gethard

Chuck Chuck Berry Williams Berry Crowd Like Robin Robin Williams Improv Loves

I think comics do need permission to fail. I think comics do need permission to go up and try stuff. Chris Gethard

Try Think Fail Stuff Permission Comics Go Up Need

I think one of the things about listening is that it's always at its most powerful when it's present, when it's right here, when it's right now. And that's a lesson about improv that I think just made me a much more social person. Chris Gethard

I'm a pescatarian. Chris Gethard

I have no desire to get on a soapbox or be preachy. I don't think comedy needs to be 'brave' or 'important.' Chris Gethard

Needs Comedy Be Brave Important Think No Desire Get Brave Soapbox Desire

One thing I've realized is that being a nerd has transformed. I like that it's easier to read comic books and, like, 'Lord of the Rings' now. You don't have to get punched in the chest in the gym locker room for that anymore. Chris Gethard

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You don't often see vulnerability on TV, especially talk shows. Chris Gethard

You TV See Talk Talk Shows Vulnerability Often Shows

If I pretended to be confident all the time, that would just be a lie. Chris Gethard

Time Lie Just Be Would Pretended Confident Just

Everyone likes to laugh. Everyone likes to dance along to some music. Chris Gethard

Music Dance Everyone Laugh Some Along Likes

I will say I miss teaching improv way more than I miss performing improv. Chris Gethard

Will Way Say More Miss Performing Than Improv Teaching

There's a teacher at the Renzo Gracie Academy in New York named John Danaher. He's leading this whole group of fighters named the Danaher Death Squad, and they're revolutionizing how that world works. I actually went and signed up for classes mostly because, man, if there's innovation like that happening in New York, I want to be around it. Chris Gethard

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I think what I have learned is you can't avoid losing. You're going to strike out a million times. The whole point is not to dodge losing - it's to learn how to lose well. Chris Gethard

You Losing Lose Think Strike Out Point Well Learn Learned Dodge How Times Going Avoid Whole Million Million Times

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