Chelsea Handler Quotes

Chelsea Handler
Chelsea Handler
American Comedian
Born: Feb 25, 1975
About Me Myself People Think You
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Once you've achieved success, and you're making decisions that are working, I don't understand why anyone would be second-guessing themselves. Chelsea Handler
Success You Once Would Would-Be Understand Making Making Decisions Achieved Anyone Decisions Themselves Working Why
In a relationship, the sum of your parts should equal more than just you by yourself. He needs to bring something new and different to the table to up the ante. Chelsea Handler
Needs Relationship You Yourself Sum Table Something More Something New He New Equal Parts Up Than Just Different Should Your Bring
People are following me because they want to see pictures of me. So why is Instagram editing them? Chelsea Handler
Me People Editing See Following Instagram Pictures Because Want Them Why
Every time I enter a country and have to write down my occupation at customs, I'm like, 'I don't know... Author? Host? Writer? Stand-up?' I usually write 'author' - that's the safest bet. Chelsea Handler
Time Country Down Every Every Time Enter Bet Write Writer Host Like Know Safest Occupation Author Customs
I always thought to myself, 'I don't want to be doing stand-up when I'm 40 years old.' Chelsea Handler
Myself Old Thought Always Doing Years Want
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