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Bruce Vilanch

American Comedian

Born: Nov 23, 1948

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It's the biggest party in the world, and you have to keep the whole thing percolating, which is difficult because a lot of awards most people don't care about. Bruce Vilanch

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For years, I was compared to Wookiees, especially after I did the 'Star Wars Holiday Special.' I have some photos of me with a few of the Wookiees on the set, and it's hard to tell us apart. Bruce Vilanch

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It's really live television, the way God meant it to be. Bruce Vilanch

God Live Way Television Really Meant Live Television

I do a lot of screen re-writing. Bruce Vilanch

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I've written about 15 screenplays and they all sold - they were all sold on pitches. Bruce Vilanch

Sold About Written Were Pitches Screenplays

I mean, I've sold all these scripts and nothing's been made. Studios have closed, stars have died. I had a director find Jesus. And the pictures just don't get made. Bruce Vilanch

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Generally with the Oscars or the Emmys there isn't much you can do until the nominations are announced. Then you know what kind of year you're dealing with - what's been overlooked, what the issues are. Bruce Vilanch

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Eddie Izzard is absolutely brilliant. I would love to write something for him. Bruce Vilanch

Love Brilliant Would Something Absolutely Write Eddie Him

As I'm always fond of telling hosts at the Oscars who are doing it for their first time, for everybody who wins, there are four people who don't. As the evening wears on, the room fills up with losers, and then they are bitter. Bruce Vilanch

Of course I adored and wanted to be Catwoman. That goes without saying. Bruce Vilanch

Saying Adored Course Without Goes Wanted

When AIDS hit, lots of people banded together to take care of each other and do what the government wasn't doing. When you grow up Jewish, as I have, you learn that everybody hates you, no one's going to help you, and you have to take care of yourself. That's a great maxim to the gay community, and we took it to heart; we took care of our own. Bruce Vilanch

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I think I intimidate hecklers because I weigh more than most of them. Bruce Vilanch

Think Intimidate More Weigh Most Because Than Them

I've learned that most of gay America is coupled up, or looking to be. No wonder gay marriage has such traction. So many of us are already in it, so of course we want the legal benefits. Bruce Vilanch

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Who knew we had all this O.C.D. in the world? Well actually, I suppose it's pretty obvious. It explains Sudoku, doesn't it? Bruce Vilanch

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