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The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.
Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney
Born: Jan 14, 1919
Died: Nov 4, 2011

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