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Amy Sedaris Quotes
Amy Sedaris Quotes
Amy Sedaris
American
Actress
Born:
Mar 29
,
1961
Always
Like
Me
People
Think
You
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I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed.
Amy Sedaris
Air
Flying
Okay
Come
Know
Couple
Arms
Friends
Gonna
Usually I'm the one asking somebody to do something because I don't know how to finish it. I'm like, 'Do this for me' because I'm just resistant to learning.
Amy Sedaris
Me
Learning
Somebody
Something
Finish
Like
Know
Because
How
Just
Asking
Resistant
A lot of crafters, they're shut-ins.
Amy Sedaris
Lot
Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a little thing you think is cute 'cause you made it, just forget it.
Amy Sedaris
Good
You
Gift
Cause
Made
Cute
Think
Unless
Practical
Make
Forget
Going
Just
Anybody
Little
Really
Little Thing
Homemade
Thing
I like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting.
Amy Sedaris
You
People
Think
Unattractive
Pretty
Like
Look
Want
Interesting
Prefer
Who
Play
I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school.
Amy Sedaris
School
Going
Public
Public School
Imagine
If I know I have to memorize lines, I'm really gonna try to memorize lines. It's hard for me sometimes, because somebody wrote these words and you're trying really hard to get them the way they said it.
Amy Sedaris
Me
You
Words
Sometimes
Try
Somebody
Way
Memorize
Know
Wrote
Because
Said
Lines
Get
Trying
Them
Gonna
Really
Hard
I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I'm gonna play a cop.
Amy Sedaris
Love
Crime
Before
Books
Thrillers
Die
Gonna
Shows
Play
Cop
People that know me know that I cook. I cook every night.
Amy Sedaris
Me
People
Every
Know
Cook
Every Night
Night
I like people who would rather something be discovered than shoved in your face.
Amy Sedaris
People
Face
Would
Something
Rather
Like
Discovered
Than
Your
Who
I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice, hollowed out paper-mache food from old plays - the new stuff just looks too good.
Amy Sedaris
Good
Food
Old
Nice
Too
Out
About
Picky
Stuff
New
Like
Looks
Fake
Lot
New Stuff
Just
Apartment
Really
Plaster
Plays
I like working with the public, I like working with food, and I like making cash.
Amy Sedaris
Food
Cash
Like
Making
Public
Working
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