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Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer
American Comedian
Born: Jun 1, 1981
Being Funny Me People Work You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
I'm super grateful that there wasn't social media when I was a kid, but that sort of self-doubt crept in at a young age. It's bullying. It's the comments here and there, and maybe somebody says something to you that they don't even mean to be a mean-spirited comment, but they'll just kind of say it to you in passing. Amy Schumer
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I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was. Amy Schumer
Day Thought Never Never Forget Ford Model Forget Quite Realized
I have a healthy relationship with food. My problem is, as a comic, I eat dinner late. But I'll have a smoothie for breakfast every morning, and I keep it pretty low-carb and healthy during the day. At night, I'll have a basic protein, quinoa, and vegetables. Amy Schumer
Food Day Morning Relationship Problem Vegetables Dinner Healthy Breakfast Every Late Eat Pretty Protein Comic Keep Basic Night
What's good about not being a model is that it's not the thing I trade on. Once I start looking older, that won't affect me. I have never gotten anything done because I'm, like, so gorgeous. I'm good-looking enough that I can work in the business. Amy Schumer
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I am very into making up my own rules. Amy Schumer
Own Rules My Own Making Am Making Up Up Very
A big part of becoming a funny person was a major defense mechanism. Onstage, especially as a woman, I've had to be really tough. The second you show a crack, the audience can literally leave. Amy Schumer
Funny You Woman Tough Big Defense Defense Mechanism Funny Person Onstage Had Part Major Audience Becoming Leave Crack Person Big Part Literally Really Show Mechanism Second
I can't hide my feelings. I'm efficient. I've always been that way. Amy Schumer
Hide Feelings Way Always Been Efficient
Happiness can't start with external stuff, whether that's money or success or your body. Amy Schumer
Happiness Success Money Stuff Whether Body Your Your Body Start External
I think of myself as a fairly attractive girl and always have, thanks to my mom. I was brought into this world thinking I was gorgeous because my mother was extremely devoted to this notion. Amy Schumer
Myself Mom World Gorgeous Mother Girl Thanks Think Thinking Extremely Brought Attractive Devoted Fairly Because Always Notion
I really am a chick from Long Island who's just learning along with everyone. Amy Schumer
Learning Long Everyone Long Island Along Island Am Chick Just Really
It's not hard for me to be funny. But it's really hard. I don't think a lot of people are funny. I meet a lot of people, and most of them aren't funny. Amy Schumer
Funny Me People Think Meet Most Lot Them Really Hard
It's really hard for a lot of men to have the woman accomplishing more than them. Amy Schumer
Woman Men More Accomplishing Lot Than Them Really Hard
I'm insanely close to my sister. Amy Schumer
Sister Close
I like people who are predictable. Amy Schumer
People Like Predictable Who

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